Mar 11 2010 What could possibly go wrong? From: License To Drive An innocent girl. A harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong? Corey Haim (Les Anderson) File Updated: 2017-12-27 #Driving#Innocence#Rhetorical
Feb 22 2010 Don't confuse the car with the driver From: The Love Bug Someday I'll teach you to not confuse the car with the driver. Dean Jones (Jim Douglas) File Updated: 2021-03-15 #Cars#Driving#Confusion#Condescension
Jun 18 2009 Would you like to drive for a while? From: Silver Streak Would you like to drive for a while? Gene Wilder (George Caldwell) #Driving#Sarcasm
Sep 17 2007 Moose on the interstate From: Family Guy Boy, this sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate. Patrick Warburton (Joe Swanson) #Driving
Apr 20 2007 Never walk when I can ride From: The Long, Hot Summer Would you like a lift to town? –Never walk when I can ride. Lee Remick (Eula Varner) | Paul Newman (Ben Quick) #Driving#Walking#Cars
Feb 05 2007 Your marriage license From: Horse Feathers Pull over to the side of the road there and let me see your marriage license! Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Marriage#Driving
Jun 06 2005 Open liquor in the car From: The Bad News Bears You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law. –So is murder, Engelberg. Now put that back before you get me into real trouble. Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg) | Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) File Updated: 2018-11-21 #Alcohol#Driving#Murder#Sarcasm
Feb 07 2005 Did you cut me off? From: Mars Needs Women Did you cut me off? Roger Ready (Stimmons) #Alcohol#Driving#Telephone
Dec 13 2004 Why does Grandma have to live so far away? From: South Park Episode: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998) (Season 2, Episode 16) Why does Grandma have to live so far away? Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us so I don't have to drive six hours to get a god-damned present! Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) File Updated: 2017-11-30 #Family#Medical#Gifts#Greed#Selfish#Driving
Dec 15 2003 Drive safely and carefully From: Christmas IDs Ladies and gentlemen, a very happy and a Merry Christmas to you. To make it really happy and merry, make sure you drive safely and carefully. There's nothing merry about a crash. Jackie Mason #Christmas#Safety#Driving#Greetings#Radio