Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor. –♪ Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor ♫ –Through the miracle of hypo-allergenic adhesives you transform us from mild-mannered accountant into roadhouse biker hooligan. –♪ Hooligan ♫ –Be it screaming skull or thrashing tiger, you've got a temporary alter ego for any occasion. –♪ Flamin' dragons ♫ –What else says "I love you, Mom" like a heart with a sword through it? –♪ You know I love you, mama ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor Guy. We may not have been born to ride, but thanks to you we can feel like it. –♪ Thank you, Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor ♫
This is Berk, boasting the kind of balmy fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen. The one up-side is our annual holiday. We call it Snoggletog. Why we chose such a stupid name remains a mystery, but with the war long over, and dragons living amongst us, this year's Snoggletog promises to be one to remember.