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Oct

2016

You have no power here

From: The Wizard Of Oz

Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Begone before somebody drops a house on you, too.

Billie Burke (Glinda, Good Witch of the East)

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Jun

2015

Catholic whore

From: Kingsman: The Secret Service

I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Colin Firth (Harry Hart / Galahad)

Apr

2014

Out of the band

From: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Destro... You're out of the band.

Luke Bracey (Cobra Commander)

#Military

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Nov

2010

Nothing else to say to you

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Unfortunately, due to my new-found intelligence, I have nothing else to say to you.

Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman)

#Intelligence

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Nov

2010

Like you're perfect

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Oh. Right. Like you're perfect.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

#Perfection

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Feb

2010

Talk to the trunk

From: Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs

Talk to the trunk.

Queen Latifah (Ellie)

#Parody

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Dec

2009

A box of nice Christmas meat

From: Spider-Man

Meat. I'll send you a box of nice Christmas meat. Best I can do. Get out of here.

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Nov

2007

Chinese New Year

From: Spider-Man 3

Well, what are you waiting for, Chinese New Year? Go! Go! Go!

J.K. Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson)

Jun

2006

Would you mind doing something for me?

From: The Philadelphia Story

Dexter, would you mind doing something for me? –Anything. What? –Get the heck out of here.

Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord) | Cary Grant (C.K. Dexter Haven)

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#Insult

Jun

2005

Bad Squishy!

From: Finding Nemo

Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy! –Shoo!

Ellen DeGeneres (Dory) | Albert Brooks (Marlin)

#Bad

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#Squishy

Aug

2003

We're not listening

From: Farscape

Don't bother responding. We're not listening.

Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)

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#Insult

Apr

2002

I am Rygel XVI

From: Farscape

Episode: Premiere (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

I am Rygel XVI, Dominar to over 600 billion people. I don't need to talk to you.

Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI)

File Updated: 2015-07-05

Mar

2002

Get out

From: The Terminator

Get out.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

File Updated: 2015-04-19

Apr

2001

You are the weakest link!

From: The Weakest Link

You are the weakest link! Goodbye!

Anne Robinson

#Tagline

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Jan

2001

Ya bother me

From: Looney Tunes

Go away, boy, ya bother me.

Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)

#Dismissals

#Ego

Dec

2000

Dismissed

From: Hogan's Heroes

Dismissed.

Werner Klemperer (Col. Wilhelm Klink)

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#Work

Mar

1999

Where shall I go?

From: Gone With The Wind

Rhett! Rhett! Rhett, if you go... where shall I go? What shall I do? –Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Vivien Leigh (Scarlett O'Hara) | Clark Gable (Rhett Butler)

#Desperation

#Dismissals

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Mar

1999

No further purpose

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

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