#Dinner

May

16

2015

Goat at a banquet table

From: Thor: The Dark World

She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table.

Anthony Hopkins (Odin)

Jan

21

2015

My favorite time

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Ice Cream Soup (1986) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Snack Time's my favorite time. Except for Lunch Time and, uh, Dinner Time.

John Paragon (Pterri)

Jan

24

2014

Learn employees names

Extract

From: Extract

You know, you really ought to learn the employees names. –Yeah, I was thinking about that, but then I figured 'Hey, if this deal goes through next week, I won't have to.' It's not like I'm going to be inviting Dinkus and Boy Genius over for dinner.

Jason Bateman (Joel) | J.K. Simmons (Brian)

Aug

19

2013

Let alone do science

From: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

Dinner was delicious, honey. Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.

Larry Blamire (Dr. Paul Armstrong)

Dec

10

2009

The Festivus dinner

Seinfeld

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. –And is there a tree? –No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) | Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)

File Updated: 2017-12-21

#Disappointment

Mar

23

2009

Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup

High Anxiety

From: High Anxiety

Dinner is served promptly at 8:00 in the private dining room. Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

Cloris Leachman (Nurse Diesel)

Nov

23

2006

We've got Reptar Cereal

From: Rugrats

So what's for dinner, Tommy? –So far mostly we've got Reptar Cereal and some, um, stuff, and anybody got anything else?

Christine Cavanaugh (Charles 'Chuckie' Finster, Jr) | Elizabeth 'E. G.' Daily (Tommy Pickles)

Dec

22

2005

Dinner's going to be delayed

The Dead Zone

From: The Dead Zone

Where's your allspice? –All what? –It's like trying to cook with one hand tied behind your back. Dinner's going to be delayed. –How delayed? –I'll get back to you.

John L. Adams (Bruce Lewis) | Anthony Michael Hall (Johnny Smith)

Nov

17

2005

Cold cereal and toast

From: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast. –That's right. I've seen you make toast.

Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown) | Stephen Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

Apr

07

2005

Formal dress is to be optional

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

From: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.

Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-N-Furter)

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