#Dating

Why is it I can hold the whole world hostage, I'm scared of going on one stupid blind date? –Because love is harder than crime. OK, now knock 'em dead... But not really.

Jordana Brewster (Lucy Diamond) | Jimmi Simpson (Scud)

#World Domination

#Love

Feb

2011

Seven days in a week

From: The Golden Girls

Why do you automatically assume that I don't have a date?! –She assumes there are seven days in a week.

Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) | Estelle Getty (Sophia Petrillo)

Aug

2008

I date fat women

From: Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you. –Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?

John Forsythe (Charles Townsend) | Bernie Mac (Jimmy Bosley)

#Concern

#Dating

#Fat

Dec

2005

Not dating right now

From: Saved!

I can't. I'm not dating right now. –What about tomorrow night, will you be dating then?

Jena Malone (Mary) | Patrick Fugit (Patrick)

#Love

#Dating

#Persistance

Jun

2005

A blind date with Destiny

From: Mystery Men

We've got a blind date with Destiny... and it looks like She's ordered the lobster.

William H. Macy (The Shoveller)

Feb

2005

Well, nobody's going to go out with me. –Have you asked anybody yet? –No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills. –What do you mean? –You know, like... numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) | Efren Ramirez (Pedro Sanchez)

Feb

2002

My Mystery Date!

From: Commercials

He's here! My Mystery Date! (from Milton Bradley's Mystery Date)

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-10-13

Jun

2000

Barbie and Ken on dates

From: Commercials

Think of the fun you'll have taking Barbie and Ken on dates. (from Barbie)

uncredited

Jan

2000

Opening line

From: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken

Hey, great opening line.

Dick Sargent (George Beckett)

File Updated: 2016-07-31

Nov

1999

Suits pending

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Heck, I got suits pending against me from three different dating services and the teen chatline.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

Mar

1999

Your mystery date

From: Commercials

When you open the door, will your Mystery Date be a dream... –(gasp, sigh) –Or a dud? –Oh! (from Milton Bradley's Mystery Date)

uncredited

File Updated: 2015-10-13

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