#Cynical

Jan

06

2022

Doomed from the start

From: Back To School

Well, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth Sign, she's a Water Sign. Together we made mud.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

Dec

29

2021

My resolution

From: Absolutely Fabulous

Episode: Happy New Year (1995) (Season 3, Episode 2)

My New Year's Resolution, sweetie: to have more fun. What's yours, Pats? –Oh, well I think I will, uh, just try to be a little more relaxed. –Really? More relaxed? What is that, dead?

Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon) | Joanna Lumley (Patsy Stone) | Julia Sawalha (Saffron Monsoon)

Dec

13

2021

Keep Christmas in my own way

From: The Muppet Christmas Carol

You keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.

Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

Dec

02

2021

Ass-kisser

Broadcast News

From: Broadcast News

You think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass-kisser. –No, I think anyone who puckers up their lips and presses it against their boss's buttocks and then smooches is an ass-kisser.

Holly Hunter (Jane Craig) | Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)

Nov

12

2021

You're still young

Moral Orel

From: Moral Orel

Episode: Pleasure (2007) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Oh, son, you're still young. You'll naturally grow out of seeing the bright side of things,

Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington)

Oct

06

2021

Getting up in the morning

Pinky & The Brain

From: Pinky & The Brain

Episode: A Pinky And The Brain Halloween (1997) (Season 3, Episode 17)

Why do I even bother getting up in the morning? –To prevent bedsores?

Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky)

Jun

18

2021

I question your motives

From: Star Trek: First Contact

Somehow I question your motives.

Brent Spiner (Lt. Commander Data)

Jun

04

2021

Believe the internet

From: Spider-Man: Far From Home

Ned, you should definitely believe everything you read on the internet.

Zendaya (MJ)

Jun

03

2021

How much for bookshelves?

From: Love And Death

I recall my first mystical vision: I was walking through the woods thinking about Christ. If he was a carpenter, I wondered what he'd charge for bookshelves.

Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)

Feb

11

2021

Romantic cards

Grim & Evil

From: Grim & Evil

Episode: Love Is Evol Spelled Backwards (2003) (Season 2, Episode 5c)

Today is the day that lovers send each other romantic cards that say "I love you." –Gross.

Greg Eagles (Grim) | Grey Griffin (Mandy)

#Valentine's Day

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