#Cynical

Nov

2022

Thankstaking

From: How I Met Your Mother

Episode: Belly Full of Turkey (2005) (Seaon 1, Episode 9)

So wait, not only have you not done any good for anyone today, you're actually helping someone steal from the homeless?! You know, Ted, it's called Thanksgiving not Thankstaking. Damn.

Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson)

#Thanksgiving

#Theft

#Chastisement

#Condescension

#Cynical

Nov

2022

Suspicious of everything

From: Another Thin Man

You're suspicious of everything. –Well, I'd hate to wake up some morning and find the fortune I married you for was gone.

Myrna Loy (Nora Charles) | William Powell (Nick Charles)

Nov

2022

World-shaking opinions

From: Where The Boys Are

And have you arrived at any other world-shaking opinions?

Amy Douglass (Dr. Raunch)

#Opinions

#Sarcasm

#Cynical

Oct

2022

Blood on your hands

From: Moonfall

You had blood on your hands, too, –Yeah, well, anyone who follows orders pretty much always does, don't they?

Halle Berry (Jocinda Fowler) | Donald Sutherland (Holdenfield)

Oct

2022

Oh, cute

From: Ghost

Oh, cute. White, but cute.

Whoopi Goldberg (Oda Mae Brown)

#Cute

#Cynical

Oct

2022

Woke up witchy

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Teen-a-Witch (2016) (Season 7, Episode 3)

Someone woke up all witchy today.

Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher)

Sep

2022

You could be so much more

From: Pretty Woman

You could be so much more. –People put you down enough, you start to believe it.

Richard Gere (Edward Lewis) | Julia Roberts (Vivian Ward)

#Encouragement

#Cynical

Sep

2022

No pressure

From: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Choose your words wisely... the fate of the multiverse may depend on it. –Got it. No pressure then.

Benedict Wong (Wong) | Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Sep

2022

Union rules

From: Day Shift

Listen to me, Mr. Union Fellow, I may not follow all the Union rules, but let me tell you something. If we went by the book, we'd both be dead by now!

Jamie Foxx (Bud Jablonski)

Aug

2022

Restraining order

From: Conspiracy Theory

Man, this guy is a restraining order waiting to happen.

Julia Roberts (Alice Sutton)

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