#Cynical

Jun

2021

I question your motives

From: Star Trek: First Contact

Somehow I question your motives.

Brent Spiner (Lt. Commander Data)

#Cynical

#Morals

#Suspicious

Jun

2021

Believe the internet

From: Spider-Man: Far From Home

Ned, you should definitely believe everything you read on the internet.

Zendaya (MJ)

Jun

2021

How much for bookshelves?

From: Love And Death

I recall my first mystical vision: I was walking through the woods thinking about Christ. If he was a carpenter, I wondered what he'd charge for bookshelves.

Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)

Feb

2021

Romantic cards

From: Grim & Evil

Episode: Love Is Evol Spelled Backwards (2003) (Season 2, Episode 5c)

Today is the day that lovers send each other romantic cards that say "I love you." –Gross.

Greg Eagles (Grim) | Grey Griffin (Mandy)

Feb

2021

Flower offering

From: Grim & Evil

Episode: Crushed (2003) (Season 2, Episode 5b)

The offering of the flower: a courtship ritual invented to inspire love, caring, and togetherness. What's wrong with you?

Grey Griffin (Mandy)

Feb

2021

DC Universe

From: Deadpool 2

You're so dark! Are you sure you're not part of the DC Universe?

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Sarcasm

#Cynical

#Comics

Feb

2021

Weak-minded

From: Grim & Evil

Episode: Crushed (2003) (Season 2, Episode 5b)

Romance is for the weak-minded.

Grey Griffin (Mandy)

Dec

2020

You still have your health

From: Stripes

I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend. –You still have your health.

Bill Murray (John Winger) | Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey)

Sep

2020

Make a dream a reality

From: Daria

Episode: Cafe Disaffecto (1997) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality. –You mean the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?

Marc Thompson (Timothy O'Neill) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

Sep

2020

In this for one reason

From: 42nd Street

I'm in this for one reason only: the money.

Warner Baxter (Julian Marsh)

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Born Today

Rosemary Harris • 19 Sep 1927

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James Lipton • 19 Sep 1926

David McCallum • 19 Sep 1933

Columbus Short • 19 Sep 1982

Adam West • 19 Sep 1928

Paul Williams • 19 Sep 1940

Died This Year

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14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

03 Apr 2021 • John Paragon

01 May 2021 • Olympia Dukakis

18 May 2021 • Charles Grodin

29 May 2021 • Gavin MacLeod

13 Jun 2021 • Ned Beatty

24 Jul 2021 • Jackie Mason

29 Aug 2021 • Edward Asner

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Oh, son, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 26

Atomic batteries to power, from: Batman: The Movie (TOS)
Views today: 15

Harsh mistress, from: The Tick
Views today: 14

Hee-hee-hee poo-poo-poo ha-ha-ha, from: The Ritz
Views today: 13

Gotta love me!, from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 10

Being a warrior isn't easy, from: Reservation Dogs
Views today: 9

SFX – Hanna-Barbera take off and run sound, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 8

Never argue with the data, from: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Views today: 8

Don't go in there, from: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Views today: 7

I am a nudist, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 7

Seen things you wouldn't believe, from: Blade Runner
Views today: 7

What the Hell was that?, from: Family Guy
Views today: 7

Drinks after hours, from: Laugh-In
Views today: 7

I'm what Hell's already raised up, from: Rango
Views today: 7

Reading over Christmas vacation, from: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown
Views today: 6

Minions assemble, from: Despicable Me
Views today: 6

Hello, Chicago, from: Silver Streak
Views today: 6

I'd like to apologize to Canada, from: This Week In Tech
Views today: 5

You bet your ass!, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 5

Pile of shit (v2), from: Drop Dead Fred
Views today: 4

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Sound Effects / Total views: 33,432

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Daria / Total views: 14,806

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