#Cynical

Jul

2022

First Contact

From: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Episode: Strange New Worlds (2022) (Season 1, Episode1)

As you know, the Vulcans invented First Contact. –As they never fail to remind us.

Ethan Peck (Mr. Spock) | Anson Mount (Christopher Pike)

#First Contact

#Aliens

#Sarcasm

#Cynical

Jun

2022

I've buried worse

From: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

That's got to violate an ordinance. –Oh, I've buried worse.

Benedict Wong (Wong) | Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Jun

2022

Expect disappointment

From: Spider-Man: No Way Home

I don't know. I just feel like if you don't-- If you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed.

Zendaya (MJ / Michelle Jones-Watson)

#Disappointment

#Cynical

#Expectations

Jun

2022

Healthy life choices

From: Daredevil

Episode: Bang (2016) (Season 2, Episode 1)

You ever wake up in the morning and the second you get out of bed it's like every molecule in your body hurts? –No. Never. –Ahh, I'm in agony, dude. –What, did you go back to the gym? –Hell, no. Do I look capable of making healthy life choices?

Elden Henson (Foggy Nelson) | Charlie Cox (Matt Murdock / Daredevil)

Jun

2022

Sardonic twist

From: Pinky & The Brain

Episode: Brainania (1995) (Season 1, Episode 5)

I sense life has taken another sardonic twist.

Maurice LaMarche (Brain)

Jun

2022

The odd rich

From: Batman (1989)

(scoffs) The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.

Robert Wuhl (Alexander Knox)

Jun

2022

Life after death

From: Clue

Do you miss him? –Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.

Lesley Ann Warren (Miss Scarlet) | Madeline Kahn (Mrs. White)

Apr

2022

Waste of time

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

I think it's a waste of time to buy and color eggs, 'cause the Easter Beagle will do all that.

Stephen Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

#Easter

#Cynical

#Eggs

Mar

2022

A bit early for the bottle

From: The Quiet Man

Isn't it a bit early in the day for the bottle... even for you?

Maureen O'Hara (Mary Kate Danaher)

Mar

2022

Everything's fucked-up

From: Pump Up The Volume

You ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked-up? You know that feeling? That the whole country is, like, one inch away from saying 'That's it! Forget it!'? You think about it. Everything's polluted: the environment, the government, the schools, you name it.

Christian Slater (Mark Hunter / Hard Harry)

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