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#Crackers

Dec
17
2004

Smear the crackers with caviar

Green Acres
From: Green Acres

Are you happy with the corns I strung for you? –Lisa, you're supposed to take the kernals off the cob and string them. –Well, don't blame me. I never did it before. In the old country, we used to string caviar. –Caviar? –We'd have caviar on one string and crackers on the other. –Oh, for-- –And then we'd play the Hungarian Christmas game called 'Smear the crackers with caviar.'

Eva Gabor (Lisa Douglas) | Eddie Albert (Oliver Wendell Douglas)
#Christmas
#Food
#Crackers
#Hungary
Aug
04
2004

Crackers don't matter

Farscape
From: Farscape

I need you to understand that crackers don't matter.

Ben Browder (John Crichton)
#Metaphors
#Food
#Crackers
#Futility
May
16
2000

Clean the crackers out of my bed

Duck Soup
From: Duck Soup

I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed... I'm expecting company.

Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
File Updated: 2019-09-22

#Food
#Sex
#Crackers
#Innuendo
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