#Cows

Mar

2020

Lingering odors

From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

I remember the day the girls came over for bridge club. I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors… (doorbell) –(sniff sniff) Fish for dinner last night? –Phew! Harvey still smoking those cigars? –Christ! Did a cow shit in here?!

Marcy Goldman (Housewife) | Dulcie Jordan (Guest #1) | Gracia Lee (Guest #2) | Sheila Rogers (Guest #3)

#Odors

#Smells

#Cards

#Games

Oct

2010

Smell like a monster

From: Sesame Street

Anything is possible when you smell like a monster and know the word 'on.' I am on a horse. –(moo) –Cow.

Eric Jacobson (Grover)

Feb

2010

A desert dog

From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

May a desert dog drag a dead cow into your bedroom.

Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent)

Apr

2001

Down, Bessie!

From: Mulan

Down, Bessie!

Eddie Murphy (Mushu)

File Updated: 2015-04-28

#Demands

#Cows

#Horses

Sep

2000

Till the cows come home

From: Duck Soup

I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)

File Updated: 2019-09-19

Oct

1999

Fresh from America's dairyland

From: The Tick

Episode: The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account (1995) (Season 1, Episode 13)

Fresh from America's dairyland, the man-eating cow! (moo)

Rob Paulsen (The Terror)

File Updated: 2021-11-11

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