#Competence

Jun

2016

Trademarked by competency

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1)

As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent. –Competent? How are we going to compete with that?

Chris Elliott (Dogbert) | Gordon Hunt (Wally)

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#Competence

Apr

2010

Not competent to hold your job

From: The Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin

Episode: The Bizarre Dinner Party (1976) (Season 1, Episode 4)

It is rapidly becoming apparent to me that you are not only not competent to hold your job, you cannot even run a game of strip poker in a Turkish brothel.

Leonard Rossiter (Reginald Iolanthe Perrin)

File Updated: 2020-05-12

Born Today

H. Jon Benjamin • 23 May 1966

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Drew Carey • 23 May 1958

Rosemary Clooney • 23 May 1928

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John Carter • 23 May 2015

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James Millhollin • 23 May 1993

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