#Children

Sep

2022

Connect with Texas

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Grandpa Jack (2017) (Season 9, Episode 4)

How am I supposed to connect with a kid from Texas? I cant fish or hunt or tell a woman what to do with her fetus.

Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

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#Parenting

#Texas

#Politics

#Hunting

#Fish

#Abortion

Jul

2022

Focus, children

From: Pose

Episode: Pilot (2018) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Focus, children. It is time we remind the world who we are.

Dominique Jackson (Elektra Abundance)

May

2022

Never had kids

From: Spider-Man: No Way Home

This is why I never had kids.

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Dec

2021

The best thing about kids

From: Back To School

And just remember: the best thing about kids is making them.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

#Children

#Sex

#Sarcasm

Dec

2021

Christmas was on its way

From: A Christmas Story

Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas upon which the entire kid year revolved.

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

May

2021

We don't get on

From: Bedknobs And Broomsticks

Oh, I'm sorry, but that's quite out of the question. Children and I don't get on.

Angela Lansbury (Eglantine Price)

Jan

2021

Complicated life

From: Odd Thomas

Son, you so complicate my life.

Willem Dafoe (Chief Wyatt Porter)

Dec

2020

A child's logic

From: Horror Of Dracula

A child's logic can be most disconcerting.

Charles Lloyd Pack (Doctor Seward)

#Logic

#Children

#Disconcerting

Dec

2020

Living in denial

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas Trees (2003) (Season 5, Episode 7)

So you're just gonna let a little reality stop you, is that it? Boys, let me tell you something. The only way I have managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial! If I was gonna let myself get beaten by failure, I would've quit after one kid! You just gotta keep holding out for a miracle! And if a miracle isn't gonna come at Christmas, then when is it gonna come?!

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Nov

2020

Buh-bye v3

From: Pinky & The Brain

Episode: Star Warners (1998) (Season 4, Episode 7)

OK, I love ya, buh-bye!

Nancy Cartwright (Mindy Sadlier)

#Love

#Children

#Farewells

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