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Another Thanksgiving come and gone. Certainly an eventful day, hmm? –Yeah. But with our ungrateful daughter, that dumbass son, and a drunk foreign kid I'd say… Actually, it's a little better than last year.

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) | Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

#Thanksgiving

#Children

#Alcohol

#Gratitude

Oct

2015

On Halloween night

From: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

On Halloween night the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch and flies through the air to bring toys to all the good little children everywhere.

Christopher Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

#Halloween

#Gifts

#Children

Oct

2015

Gator accessories

From: Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Episode: The Creeping Creatures (2010) (Season 1, Episode 2)

And you know what? We would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling juveniles and your unauthorized investigation of our synthetic gator accessories.

Billy West (Gunther Gator)

Oct

2015

Papier-mâché

From: Monsters vs Aliens: Night of the Living Carrots

Kids today and their papier-mâché.

Seth Rogen (B.O.B.)

#Children

#Halloween

#Art

Jul

2015

Where was I going with this?

From: Big Hero 6

For 10 years I have done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No! Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably! Where was I going with this? I had a point.

Maya Rudolph (Aunt Cass)

Jun

2014

Despise children

From: House Of Cards

I'm not going to lie. I despise children. There. I've said it.

Kevin Spacey (Francis Underwood)

#Hate

#Children

Dec

2013

Baby's nose

From: Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

Ooh! Wiggle my ears and tickle my toes, methinks I see a baby's nose!

uncredited (Dingle)

#Elves

#Children

Oct

2013

Play with children

From: We Play And Share Together

He sometimes likes to play alone. But other times it's more fun to play with children.

uncredited (Narrator)

#Children

#Playing

#Sex

Sep

2013

Feelings are like treasures

From: Girls Will Be Girls

As a girl, whenever I was cross or blue, my mother used to say that feelings are like treasures... so bury them.

Jeffery Roberson (Varla)

Jul

2013

For our kids

From: A Good Day to Die Hard

The shit we do for our kids. Yippee-ki-ay, motherfucker.

Bruce Willis (John McClane)

#Father's Day

#Children

#Exclamations

Jan

2013

Giving a handgun to a 6-year-old

From: The Losers

It's like giving a handgun to a 6-year-old, Wade. You don't know how it's going to end, but you're pretty sure it's going to make the papers.

Jason Patric (Max)

Oct

2012

A night of true magick

From: The Venture Bros.

This is a night of true magick. Halloween is the night we discover who we are. Are we people who make zombie armies? Are we those who condemn others? Are we beautiful children in resplendent costumes collecting candy? Are our choices in costumes provocative? Do we dress up as our ideal self? Or are we not ready to decide what to be? Do you see it now? We use this one enchanted night to perform the greatest feat of magick there is. We become ourselves. Halloween is the true magick. It is the night we discover who we really are.

Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

Nov

2011

Need to be reminded

From: Clash of the Titans (2010)

Like children, they need to be reminded of the order of things.

Liam Neeson (Zeus)

#Family

#Children

Jul

2011

Not cool

From: Despicable Me

Mom. Not cool.

Steve Carell (Gru)

#Mother's Day

#Children

#Complaints

Jun

2011

Candy-hating baby

From: Archer

This is like taking candy from a... candy-hating baby.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Candy

#Children

Apr

2011

Best grandma ever

From: Archer

Why the hell were you drinking? –Uh, hello! It's a party. –It's a baby shower for the bastard child you humped into a filthy whore! –So I'm obviously not saying now, but one of these days... you're going to make the best grandma ever.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Mar

2011

The insubordination tango

From: Ninja Assassin

Look, you want to do the insubordination tango? Let's go, but not in front of the children, OK?

Ben Miles (Ryan Maslow)

Jan

2011

Nobody likes a smartypants

From: Astro Boy

Nobody likes a smartypants, kid.

Donald Sutherland (President Stone)

#Children

#Smartass

Dec

2010

The Krampus

From: The Venture Bros.

What the hell is that thing? –I'm afraid we're being visited upon by the Krampus. A puntitive spirit who once rode side-by-side with St. Nicholas each Christmas Eve, delivering terrible punishment to wicked children as Claus bestowed his gifts upon the righteous.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

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