#Children

Dec

2021

The best thing about kids

From: Back To School

And just remember: the best thing about kids is making them.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

#Children

#Sex

#Sarcasm

Dec

2021

Christmas was on its way

From: A Christmas Story

Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas upon which the entire kid year revolved.

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

May

2021

We don't get on

From: Bedknobs And Broomsticks

Oh, I'm sorry, but that's quite out of the question. Children and I don't get on.

Angela Lansbury (Eglantine Price)

Jan

2021

Complicated life

From: Odd Thomas

Son, you so complicate my life.

Willem Dafoe (Chief Wyatt Porter)

Dec

2020

A child's logic

From: Horror Of Dracula

A child's logic can be most disconcerting.

Charles Lloyd Pack (Doctor Seward)

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#Children

#Disconcerting

Dec

2020

Living in denial

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas Trees (2003) (Season 5, Episode 7)

So you're just gonna let a little reality stop you, is that it? Boys, let me tell you something. The only way I have managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial! If I was gonna let myself get beaten by failure, I would've quit after one kid! You just gotta keep holding out for a miracle! And if a miracle isn't gonna come at Christmas, then when is it gonna come?!

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Nov

2020

Buh-bye v3

From: Pinky & The Brain

Episode: Star Warners (1998) (Season 4, Episode 7)

OK, I love ya, buh-bye!

Nancy Cartwright (Mindy Sadlier)

#Love

#Children

#Farewells

Sep

2020

Like a tattoo

From: All Fowled Up

That b-- I say, that boy's just like a tattoo: gets under your skin.

Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)

Aug

2020

Tough on mom

From: 42nd Street

It must've been tough on your mother, not having any children.

Ginger Rogers (Ann Lowell)

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#Mother

#Children

Aug

2020

Kids suck

From: The Goonies

Kids suck.

Anne Ramsey (Mama Fratelli)

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Chow Yun-Fat • 18 May 1955

Died Today

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Died This Year

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03 Mar 2022 • Tim Considine

13 Mar 2022 • William Hurt

12 Apr 2022 • Gilbert Gottfried

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Because I'm good enough, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 10

Where are my pants?, from: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Views today: 6

Don't hurt me!, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 6

How to use the toilet, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 5

No wire hangars ever, from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 5

I would think you were acting, from: Soapdish
Views today: 5

I'll go insane and take you with me, from: Beetle Juice
Views today: 5

Gorgeous creation, from: Mad Monster Party?
Views today: 5

Best if our tribbles are little ones, from: Star Trek: The Animated Series
Views today: 4

Oh. Yeah., from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Views today: 4

Know who you are, from: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
Views today: 4

Not as special, from: Torchwood
Views today: 4

Not the way I wish to be remembered, from: Arthur
Views today: 3

There's always consequences, from: Spider-Man: No Way Home
Views today: 3

That went great, from: Spider-Man: Far From Home
Views today: 3

Doesn't have bubbles, from: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Views today: 3

Can't have everything your own way, from: True Grit
Views today: 3

Voice in my head , from: Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
Views today: 3

You don't need to know, from: The Rock
Views today: 3

Can't live in fear, from: Ghost Rider
Views today: 3

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Sound Effects / Total views: 34,385

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South Park / Total views: 24,917

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,175

The Jetsons / Total views: 20,846

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,545

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,639

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,309

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,618

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