Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter. –♪ Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter ♫ –In a world of RPMs and MPGs, you're all about H2O. –♪ H2O! ♫ –Sure, anyone can take a car apart and put it back together again, but not just anyone can squirt water. –♪ You've got it in you ♫ –Reach, squeeze, reach, squeeze. Precision timing. One-inch off and you've got a soggy driver, and a potential squeegee situation. –♪ Watch out, that's water! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter, because as far as we're concerned, you're not just in the pits, you are the pits. –♪ Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter ♫
How may I help you? –You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. And you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat! –I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. –And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. –May I see your rental agreement? –I threw it away. –Tsk. Oh boy. –'Oh boy,' what? –You're fucked.