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Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight. –How about tomorrow night? –I have class then, too. –I'll tell you what, then, why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

Sally Kellerman (Dr. Diane Turner) | Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

#School

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Jul

2011

Too complicated to explain

From: Archer

It's way too complicated to explain. Especially to you two.

Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis)

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Jul

2011

As dumb as you are stupid

From: Archer

Well, then you're as dumb as you are stupid.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

May

2011

Higher power

From: Easy A

Listen, I'm not the the one you have to answer to for your depraved behavior. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. –Tom Cruise?

Amanda Bynes (Marianne) | Emma Stone (Olive Pederghast)

#Religion

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Apr

2011

Genius or lunatic

From: Easy A

I can't decide if you're a genius or a lunatic. –Well, don't they sort of go hand-in-hand?

Dan Byrd (Brandon) | Emma Stone (Olive Pederghast)

#Mental Health

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Apr

2011

God has a sense of humor

From: Easy A

I hope for your sake that God has a sense of humor. –Oh, I have 17 years worth of anecdotal proof he does.

Amanda Bynes (Marianne) | Emma Stone (Olive Pederghast)

#Religion

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Apr

2011

Bag with which one douches

From: Archer

Go already... bag with which one douches!

Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane)

#Hygiene

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Feb

2011

Seven days in a week

From: The Golden Girls

Why do you automatically assume that I don't have a date?! –She assumes there are seven days in a week.

Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) | Estelle Getty (Sophia Petrillo)

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Finally!, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Views today: 4

Can't put a price on good pussy, from: Archer
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Those were the newsletters, from: Archer
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Views today: 3

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