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A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: when he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen.

Colin Firth (Harry Hart / Galahad)

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Mar

2014

Birthing suite

From: Iron Man 3

Good evening and welcome to the Birthing Suite. I'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival of your bouncing, bad-ass baby brother.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

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Dec

2012

The best present

From: The Honeymooners

Oh, I love it. It's the best present I've ever gotten.

Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden)

Mar

2012

Paging Dr. Birthday-Boy!

From: Archer

Paging Dr. Boy, Dr. Birthday-Boy!

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

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Apr

2011

It's a squid

From: Men In Black

Congratulations, Redge, it's a... squid.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

File Updated: 2017-11-25

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Dec

2010

Happy Birthday!

From: Frosty The Snowman

Happy Birthday!

Jackie Vernon (Frosty the Snowman)

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Mar

2010

...Not only did I grope him, I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It's my 50th birthday.' –Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, poor guy's jumping on you-- that sounds like a--a hell of a--a shindig there... I just--very quickly-- (talking into phone) Cancel my 50th birthday.

Eric Massa | Jon Stewart

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Mar

2010

How old I am

From: Buck Rogers In The 25th Century

I don't like parties, and I don't like presents, and most of all I don't like being reminded of how old I am.

Peter Graves (Major Noah Cooper)

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Dec

2009

Sir Isaac Newton is born

From: The Big Bang Theory

December 25th, 1642, Julian calendar, Sir Isaac Newton is born. Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional Pagan holiday that celebrated the Winter Solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats. Which, frankly, sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother followed by a fruitcake. –Merry Newtonmas, everyone!

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)

Dec

2008

How big?

From: The Beverly Hillbillies

We got a mighty nice present for you, too, Mrs. Drysdale. –(gasp) How big? I mean, how nice.

Buddy Ebsen (Jed Clampett) | Harriet E. MacGibbon (Mrs. Margaret Drysdale)

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Dec

2008

Never been any good

From: Everybody Loves Raymond

You know what? Any time I've ever given you a present it's never been any good. –That's not true, dear. –No? The microwave. –Well, that.

Ray Romano (Raymond 'Ray' Barone) | Doris Roberts (Marie Barone)

Oct

2008

Every eight seconds

From: Little Britain USA

In America, a child is born every eight seconds. Oh, that poor woman must be exhausted.

Tom Baker (Narrator)

Mar

2007

Best of times, worst of times

From: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." Message, Spock? –None that I'm conscious of. Except, of course, Happy Birthday... surely the best of times.

William Shatner (James T. Kirk) | Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

File Updated: 2016-03-20

Mar

2007

Happy birthday

From: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

Happy birthday.

DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

File Updated: 2016-03-21

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Dec

2005

I can't trust you

From: The Honeymooners

Well, I guess mommy'll just have to hide your presents someplace else. Just looks like I can't trust you, Ralph.

Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden)

Dec

2005

A guy that's got everything

From: The Honeymooners

Well, let's face it, Ralph. You're not the easiest guy in the world to shop for, you know? It's pretty tough to get a guy something that, well, a guy that's got everything.

Art Carney (Ed Norton)

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