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Jan

2023

Pile the kids in the station wagon

From: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Episode: All Those Who Wander (2022) (Season 1, Episode 9)

You sure you want to split up the crew? –It'll be fine, Number One. You get the supplies to K-7, I'll pile the kids in the station wagon, take a road trip. –Sir? The station wagon? –Anybody has to go, now's the time. Do not make me turn this car around.

Rebecca Romijn (Una Chin-Riley / Number One) | Anson Mount (Christopher Pike) | Ethan Peck (Mr. Spock)

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Sep

2022

Bathroom related

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Teen-a-Witch (2016) (Season 7, Episode 3)

I've never seen dad move that fast when it wasn't bathroom related.

Eugene Mirman (Gene Belcher)

#Bathroom

#Poop

Jun

2021

The things dad would say

From: Young Frankenstein

I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?!

Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein)

May

2021

Needs some WD-40

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Three Days of the Kahndo (1998) (Season 2, Episode 15)

Well, it probably just needs a little WD-40. Peggy, which bag has our bathroom stuff?

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Bathroom

#Hardware

Nov

2018

Bath day

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Dirty Dog (1993) (Season 1, Episode 3b)

Bath day is a very dangerous day.

Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)

Aug

2017

Potty emergency!

From: Animaniacs

Episode: Potty Emergency (1993) (Season 1, Episode 26)

Potty emergency!

Jess Harnell (Wakko Warner)

Feb

2015

In the bathroom

From: Duck Dodgers

Episode: The Trial of Duck Dodgers 2003 (Season 1, Episode 3)

(gasping) W-w-what does he do in that bathroom?

Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as The Eager Young Space Cadet)

Mar

2012

Fair Trade coffee

From: Archer

I need access to a 2-inch drain, hot water, 3 GFCI outlets, this bathroom should do nicely, and a pot of coffee just like I like my women: black, bitter, preferably Fair Trade.

Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)

Jun

2008

A minimum fee

From: Commercials

Your Flight Attendants will be coming through the cabin shortly offering snacks for sale for $5.00. Also available, in-flight magazines for $3.00. If you'd like to rent a pillow or blanket, that'll be $2.00. If you need to use the restroom, that fee's $4.00. If you need anything else, feel free to push that Call Button for a minimum fee of $1.00. (from Southwest Airlines)

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Feb

2007

My bladder's going to explode

From: Grim & Evil

I can't believe there are this many people waiting to use the bathroom! I feel like my bladder's going to explode!

Richard Steven Horvitz (Billy)

#Piss

#Waiting

#Bathroom

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