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#Bagels

Dec
17
2020

Presents from Schmanta

American Dad!
From: American Dad!
Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

#Chanukah
#Christmas
#Gifts
#Food
#Cookies
#Milk
#Lox
#Bagels
#Mother
#Guilt
#Worry
Apr
07
2019

It's Bagel Day

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Episode: Incredible Hippo (2006) (Season 4, Episode 2)

Hey, hey, hey, it's Bagel Day! Make way!

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

#Food
#Bagels
Dec
07
2004

Bagel chips and guacamole

Goof Troop
From: Goof Troop

Here, Santa. You caught me unprepared, so all I could find were bagel chips and guacamole.

Nancy Cartwright (Pistol Pete)
#Food
#Christmas
#Bagels
#Guacamole
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How to use the toilet, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 7
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Views today: 4
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Views today: 2
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