Zoolander

Zoolander

(2001)

Zoolander @ IMDB

Jan

15

2008

Freak gasoline fight accident

From: Zoolander

If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. And just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't meant that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander)

File Updated: 2015-12-30

Jan

15

2008

Obey my dog!

From: Zoolander

Obey my dog!

Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)

File Updated: 2015-12-30

Aug

08

2005

Break-dance fighting

From: Zoolander

They're break-dance fighting.

Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)

File Updated: 2016-09-09

Aug

08

2005

Ugly protesters

From: Zoolander

Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this: ugly protesters bothering beautiful people.

Steve Kmetko

File Updated: 2015-12-30

Jun

03

2005

I might be of service

From: Zoolander

If nobody has any objections... I believe I might be of service.

David Bowie

File Updated: 2015-12-30

May

05

2005

Things to ponder

From: Zoolander

I guess I have a lot of things to ponder.

Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander)

File Updated: 2016-09-09

May

05

2005

Snoopy reporter

From: Zoolander

I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense... not one little bit.

Milla Jovovich (Katinka)

File Updated: 2016-09-09

Mar

16

2005

Lose five pounds immediately

From: Zoolander

Ouch! –Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building, like, now!

Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)

File Updated: 2016-09-09

Mar

04

2005

Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

From: Zoolander

Know what could really help you sort through these important issues? –What? –Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

Alexandre Manning (Brint) | Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander) | Alexander Skarsgård (Meekus) | Asio Highsmith (Rufus)

File Updated: 2015-12-29

Feb

22

2005

Crazy pills

From: Zoolander

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)

File Updated: 2016-09-09

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