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Two And A Half Men

Two And A Half Men
(2003 - 2015)
Two And A Half Men @ IMDB






Nov
25
2008

I'm thankful I'll be dead some day

Two And A Half Men
From: Two And A Half Men

I'm thankful I'll be dead some day, and you'll all feel horrible you weren't nicer to me.

Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper)
#Death
#Guilt
#Thanks
Nov
25
2008

Did I faux pas?

Two And A Half Men
From: Two And A Half Men

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I faux pas?

Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper)
#Sarcasm
#Language

Born Today

Abigail Breslin  •  14 Apr 1996
Peter Capaldi  •  14 Apr 1958
Brad Garrett  •  14 Apr 1960
Sir John Gielgud  •  14 Apr 1904
Anthony Michael Hall  •  14 Apr 1968
Betty Anne Rees  •  14 Apr 1943
Rod Steiger  •  14 Apr 1925
Valerie Hobson  •  14 Apr 1917

Died Today

Ellen Corby  •  14 Apr 1999
William Finley  •  14 Apr 2012
Burl Ives  •  14 Apr 1995
Ollie Johnston  •  14 Apr 2008

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer
14 Mar 2021  •  Yaphet Kotto
24 Mar 2021  •  Jessica Walter

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