Charlene Renee! Stanley Gene! Get down here now or I'm going to put on the Andy Williams album! –Mama, you promised last year not to play that record again. –Honey, your father promised not to miss another Christmas. Hitler promised to stop after Czechoslovakia!
This is Didi Snavely asking you, 'Do you know how dangerous it could be during this day and age to ride unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh?' Well, lay those fears to rest, 'cause Didi's is stocked to the ceiling this Christmas with weaponry for the home, the car, and the workplace. God forbid during this joyous season that anyone listening should become the victim of a Christmas theft. But wouldn't you rather shoot someone than watch them run off with your new toaster? I know I would. So whether it's a stun gun, judo clubs, or just a simple old-fashioned switchblade, when you come to Didi's you'll have a holly-jolly Christmas and the criminal will have a silent night.
Still in the thick of the competition is the controversial entry over at the duplex of Ainita Goodwin and Helen Bedd. Now, that entry is titled All I Want For Christmas and consists of two life-size cowboy mannequins stuffed inside huge Christmas stockings hanging off the front porch balcony.