Niles, you old Scrooge. Get into the Christmas spirit. –Spoken by one who doesn't have to clean it all up. –Well, that's the thing about Chanukah. Eight candles and a menorah; no fuss, no muss. –Is it too late to convert? –Never. We'll get you a Bar Mitzvah and, of course, a circumcision. –Suddenly I'm filled with the Christmas spirit.
What did you do, win the lottery? –I wish, more like rubber checks. Don't worry, I'm not going to let them bounce. Tomorrow I'll get my Christmas bonus, Saturday and Sunday the banks are closed, Monday I'll make an instant deposit, and I've done my share to stimulate the economy.