(2005) The Man @ IMDB Feb 24 2010 Charge me with not being upset From: The Man You want to charge me with not being upset? Go right ahead. Be my guest. Hell, I'll write a full confession about how I don't give a shit. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Police#Legal#Frustration Aug 30 2008 Just a little flatulence From: The Man (fart) –(sniffing) Ooh! Oh. Oh, damn! Let the window down! –Oh, it's just a little flatulence. –Oh! A little flatulence? An elephant could take a shit in the backseat and it wouldn't smell that bad! –Can we just let it go? Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) | Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Fart#Poop#Smells#Odors Aug 30 2008 I can tell you're lying From: The Man You know how I can tell you're lying? I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Work#Police#Government#Insult#Lying Jul 26 2008 If a cop's dirty From: The Man If a cop's dirty, nine times out of ten his partner's dirty, too. Miguel Ferrer (Agent Peters) #Police#Corruption Jul 17 2008 The puppet you are From: The Man When I pull the strings, you dance. 'Til then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut, and don't say a word... like the puppet you are. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Insult#Burn#Puppets#STFU Apr 01 2008 You are my bitch From: The Man You are my bitch, that's what. My own personal bitch. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Bitchy#Insult Apr 01 2008 Bug up your ass From: The Man You got a bug up your ass about me? Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Insult Mar 01 2008 Ring any bells? From: The Man Does the expression 'No man is an island' ring any bells? –Does the expression 'Shut your ass up!' ring any bells? Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) | Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Burn#Bitchy#Metaphors#STFU Mar 01 2008 I am writing a letter From: The Man OK, that's it. I am writing a letter. Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Politics#Indignation Feb 13 2008 Very good time to shut up From: The Man This would be a good time for you to be quiet. I know that's nearly impossible for you, but if I hear the sound of your voice right now I can't be responsible for my actions. So this would be a very good time for you to shut up! Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Insult#STFU#Warnings#Threats Feb 13 2008 Hook me up now From: The Man Hook me up... now. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Computer#Internet#Technology#Sex#Drugs Jan 29 2008 Taking a mental picture From: The Man I should point out to you, sir, that I am taking a mental picture of you just in case there's... any trouble. Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Photography#Mental Health#Warnings Jan 29 2008 That clears up absolutely nothing From: The Man Well, thank you. Because that clears up... absolutely nothing. Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Burn#Sarcasm#Frustration Jan 28 2008 Interfering with a Federal Investigation From: The Man You are interfering with a Federal Investigation! Move your asses! Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Government#Police Jan 28 2008 Stop wasting my time From: The Man So step off. Stop wasting my time. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Exclamations#Warnings
Feb 24 2010 Charge me with not being upset From: The Man You want to charge me with not being upset? Go right ahead. Be my guest. Hell, I'll write a full confession about how I don't give a shit. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Police#Legal#Frustration
Aug 30 2008 Just a little flatulence From: The Man (fart) –(sniffing) Ooh! Oh. Oh, damn! Let the window down! –Oh, it's just a little flatulence. –Oh! A little flatulence? An elephant could take a shit in the backseat and it wouldn't smell that bad! –Can we just let it go? Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) | Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Fart#Poop#Smells#Odors
Aug 30 2008 I can tell you're lying From: The Man You know how I can tell you're lying? I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Work#Police#Government#Insult#Lying
Jul 26 2008 If a cop's dirty From: The Man If a cop's dirty, nine times out of ten his partner's dirty, too. Miguel Ferrer (Agent Peters) #Police#Corruption
Jul 17 2008 The puppet you are From: The Man When I pull the strings, you dance. 'Til then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut, and don't say a word... like the puppet you are. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Insult#Burn#Puppets#STFU
Apr 01 2008 You are my bitch From: The Man You are my bitch, that's what. My own personal bitch. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Bitchy#Insult
Apr 01 2008 Bug up your ass From: The Man You got a bug up your ass about me? Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Insult
Mar 01 2008 Ring any bells? From: The Man Does the expression 'No man is an island' ring any bells? –Does the expression 'Shut your ass up!' ring any bells? Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) | Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Burn#Bitchy#Metaphors#STFU
Mar 01 2008 I am writing a letter From: The Man OK, that's it. I am writing a letter. Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Politics#Indignation
Feb 13 2008 Very good time to shut up From: The Man This would be a good time for you to be quiet. I know that's nearly impossible for you, but if I hear the sound of your voice right now I can't be responsible for my actions. So this would be a very good time for you to shut up! Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Insult#STFU#Warnings#Threats
Feb 13 2008 Hook me up now From: The Man Hook me up... now. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Computer#Internet#Technology#Sex#Drugs
Jan 29 2008 Taking a mental picture From: The Man I should point out to you, sir, that I am taking a mental picture of you just in case there's... any trouble. Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Photography#Mental Health#Warnings
Jan 29 2008 That clears up absolutely nothing From: The Man Well, thank you. Because that clears up... absolutely nothing. Eugene Levy (Andy Fiddler) #Burn#Sarcasm#Frustration
Jan 28 2008 Interfering with a Federal Investigation From: The Man You are interfering with a Federal Investigation! Move your asses! Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Government#Police
Jan 28 2008 Stop wasting my time From: The Man So step off. Stop wasting my time. Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) #Exclamations#Warnings
