I was thinking of picking up a Meñorah so we can celebrate Chanukah and make Gary feel at home. –What?! –What? I just think it'd be nice to honor his traditions, too. Bobby could blow out all the candles on Chanukah Eve and make a wish.
Dad, I know you said to try, but I can't eat this. It's salad. –Hank, the boy needs protein or he'll pass out. Now break open that box. Thanksgiving will go on with a one-legged turkey. –One-legged turkey? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response... other than shame on you. –Ohh.