(1932) Horse Feathers @ IMDB See Also: Marx Brothers Collection, Paramount Collection Feb 05 2007 Your marriage license From: Horse Feathers Pull over to the side of the road there and let me see your marriage license! Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Marriage#Driving Feb 02 2007 Wrong end of a shooting gallery From: Horse Feathers How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery? Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Rhetorical#Guns#Sarcasm Jan 10 2007 No way to go into a speakeasy From: Horse Feathers Get up! That's no way to go into a speakeasy! That's the way you come out! Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Alcohol#Sarcasm Dec 29 2006 My razor was dull From: Horse Feathers Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. And that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Speeches#Insult#Burn#Sarcasm#Sex Dec 29 2006 Making it up as you go along From: Horse Feathers Is this stuff on the level, or are you just making it up as you go along? Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Sarcasm#Rhetorical Nov 16 2006 Go home to your wife From: Horse Feathers Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Sex#Marriage#Sarcasm Nov 16 2006 Let the sap run out From: Horse Feathers Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Metaphors#Insult Nov 15 2006 The brain of a 4-year-old boy From: Horse Feathers You've got the brain of a 4-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Brains#Children#Sarcasm Nov 15 2006 Consult my lawyer From: Horse Feathers That's not a bad idea. I'll tell you, I'll consult my lawyer, and if he advises me to do it I'll get a new lawyer. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Legal#Sarcasm#Consulting Nov 14 2006 I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. From: Horse Feathers I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Whipping#Sarcasm#Horses Pages1 2 next › last »
Feb 05 2007 Your marriage license From: Horse Feathers Pull over to the side of the road there and let me see your marriage license! Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Marriage#Driving
Feb 02 2007 Wrong end of a shooting gallery From: Horse Feathers How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery? Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Rhetorical#Guns#Sarcasm
Jan 10 2007 No way to go into a speakeasy From: Horse Feathers Get up! That's no way to go into a speakeasy! That's the way you come out! Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Alcohol#Sarcasm
Dec 29 2006 My razor was dull From: Horse Feathers Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. And that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Speeches#Insult#Burn#Sarcasm#Sex
Dec 29 2006 Making it up as you go along From: Horse Feathers Is this stuff on the level, or are you just making it up as you go along? Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Sarcasm#Rhetorical
Nov 16 2006 Go home to your wife From: Horse Feathers Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Sex#Marriage#Sarcasm
Nov 16 2006 Let the sap run out From: Horse Feathers Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Metaphors#Insult
Nov 15 2006 The brain of a 4-year-old boy From: Horse Feathers You've got the brain of a 4-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Brains#Children#Sarcasm
Nov 15 2006 Consult my lawyer From: Horse Feathers That's not a bad idea. I'll tell you, I'll consult my lawyer, and if he advises me to do it I'll get a new lawyer. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Legal#Sarcasm#Consulting
Nov 14 2006 I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. From: Horse Feathers I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff) #Whipping#Sarcasm#Horses