A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (1966) A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum @ IMDB 19 Feb 2010 I'm a disgrace to my family From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: I'm a disgrace to my family. My father will turn in his grave. –Your father is alive. –This will kill him. Jack Gilford (Hysterium) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Death#Disgrace#Cynical#Sarcasm 26 Sep 2009 Freeing slaves From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: People do not go around freeing slaves every day. –Be the first; start a fashion. Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Politics#Slavery 26 Sep 2009 Ransack the house! From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: The time is up! Ransack the house! Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus) #Destruction 13 Aug 2009 Do not fan the girls From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times! Do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you never learn; you'll be a eunuch all your life. Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) #Sex#Warnings 13 Aug 2009 Is that disgraceful? From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Is that disgraceful? –There's no way to make it sound like an achievement. Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Disgrace#Sarcasm 28 Jul 2009 Never fall in love during a total eclipse From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: A lesson to remember: never fall in love during a total eclipse. Michael Hordern (Senex) #Love#Science#Warnings#Lessons 28 Jul 2009 He will be punished From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Thank you, citizens. Do not fear, he will be punished. Patricia Jessel (Domina) #Sex#Punishment 13 Jul 2009 I take large steps From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps. Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus) #Ego 13 Jul 2009 Is it contagious? From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Is it... Is it contagious? –You ever see a plague that wasn't? Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Medical#Sarcasm 08 Jul 2009 I shall be back in a nonce From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: I shall be back in a nonce. At most, two nonces. Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Silly 08 Jul 2009 I live to grovel From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: I live to grovel. Jack Gilford (Hysterium) #Sex#Submission 1576 reads
19 Feb 2010 I'm a disgrace to my family From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: I'm a disgrace to my family. My father will turn in his grave. –Your father is alive. –This will kill him. Jack Gilford (Hysterium) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Death#Disgrace#Cynical#Sarcasm
26 Sep 2009 Freeing slaves From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: People do not go around freeing slaves every day. –Be the first; start a fashion. Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Politics#Slavery
26 Sep 2009 Ransack the house! From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: The time is up! Ransack the house! Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus) #Destruction
13 Aug 2009 Do not fan the girls From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times! Do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you never learn; you'll be a eunuch all your life. Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) #Sex#Warnings
13 Aug 2009 Is that disgraceful? From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Is that disgraceful? –There's no way to make it sound like an achievement. Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Disgrace#Sarcasm
28 Jul 2009 Never fall in love during a total eclipse From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: A lesson to remember: never fall in love during a total eclipse. Michael Hordern (Senex) #Love#Science#Warnings#Lessons
28 Jul 2009 He will be punished From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Thank you, citizens. Do not fear, he will be punished. Patricia Jessel (Domina) #Sex#Punishment
13 Jul 2009 I take large steps From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps. Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus) #Ego
13 Jul 2009 Is it contagious? From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: Is it... Is it contagious? –You ever see a plague that wasn't? Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Medical#Sarcasm
08 Jul 2009 I shall be back in a nonce From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: I shall be back in a nonce. At most, two nonces. Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Silly
08 Jul 2009 I live to grovel From A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum: I live to grovel. Jack Gilford (Hysterium) #Sex#Submission
