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Feb 19 2010 I'm a disgrace to my family From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum I'm a disgrace to my family. My father will turn in his grave. –Your father is alive. –This will kill him. Jack Gilford (Hysterium) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Death#Disgrace#Cynical#Sarcasm
Sep 26 2009 Freeing slaves From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum People do not go around freeing slaves every day. –Be the first; start a fashion. Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Politics#Slavery
Sep 26 2009 Ransack the house! From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum The time is up! Ransack the house! Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus) #Destruction
Aug 13 2009 Do not fan the girls From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times! Do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you never learn; you'll be a eunuch all your life. Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) #Sex#Warnings
Aug 13 2009 Is that disgraceful? From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum Is that disgraceful? –There's no way to make it sound like an achievement. Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Disgrace#Sarcasm
Jul 28 2009 Never fall in love during a total eclipse From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum A lesson to remember: never fall in love during a total eclipse. Michael Hordern (Senex) #Love#Science#Warnings#Lessons
Jul 28 2009 He will be punished From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum Thank you, citizens. Do not fear, he will be punished. Patricia Jessel (Domina) #Sex#Punishment
Jul 13 2009 I take large steps From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps. Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus) #Ego
Jul 13 2009 Is it contagious? From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum Is it... Is it contagious? –You ever see a plague that wasn't? Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Medical#Sarcasm
Jul 08 2009 I shall be back in a nonce From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum I shall be back in a nonce. At most, two nonces. Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) #Silly
Jul 08 2009 I live to grovel From: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum I live to grovel. Jack Gilford (Hysterium) #Sex#Submission
