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Dec

2005

Complicated Christmas

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Uh, uh, uh, before you sit down, we're due at Joe and Bonnie's for egg nog. –Lois, can't we tell them that your mother died? –Peter, I'm not going to lie about something like that. –All right, all right, I'll kill your mother. God, when did Christmas become so complicated?

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

#Alcohol

#Christmas

#Murder

#Death

#Egg Nog

Dec

2005

And to all shut the hell up

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

#Christmas

#STFU

Nov

2005

Ultimate Frisbee

From: Family Guy

Do you know what I've discovered about myself since I've been in college? I am so all about Ultimate Frisbee™.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

#School

#Sports

Nov

2005

Tinkle Fairy

From: Family Guy

Why thank you, Tinkle Fairy.

Adam West (Mayor Adam West)

#Gay

#Bodily Fluids

Nov

2005

You are so full of (bleep)!

From: Family Guy

Oh, Lois, you are so full of (bleep)! What?! Now I can't say (bleep) in my own (bleep) house? (bleep) great, Lois, just (bleep) great. You know you're lucky you're good at (bleep) my (bleep) or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you (bleep) lubed-up (bleep) toothpaste in my (bleep) while you (bleep) on a cherry (bleep) Episcopalian (bleep) extention cord (bleep) wetness (bleep) with a parking ticket. That is the best!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Love

#Sex

#Religion

Nov

2005

It's the (bleep) Van (bleep) Show!

From: Family Guy

It's the (bleep) Van (bleep) Show! Starring (bleep) Van (bleep)! –They're messing with my shows!

Fred Tatasciore (TV Announcer) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

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