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May

2009

I need your urine!

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Stewie, I need your urine! –(gasp) Really?!

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

#Sex

#Bodily Fluids

#Drugs

#Kink

May

2009

More showmanship

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

You know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian. If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein. You've got to have a little more showmanship.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

May

2009

Shave the cat

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Let's shave the cat!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

Apr

2009

Don't have to be naked for this

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Uh... You don't have to be naked for this. –But I don't have to not be naked for it, either. Ahaaa.

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

#Sex

#Naked

Apr

2009

What the hell we doin'?!

From: Family Guy

What the hell we doin'?!

Mike Henry (Cleveland Brown)

#Exclamations

Mar

2008

Well, I guess I'll go bullseye some womprats in my T-16. –My god, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak! –There's two suns and no women! What the hell am I supposed to do?!

Seth Green (Luke Skywalker) | Seth MacFarlane (C-3PO)

#Sex

#Hunting

#Murder

Mar

2008

And Leia's getting larger!

From: Family Guy

The Death Star is getting closer. –And Leia's getting larger!

Seth MacFarlane (Announcer) | Seth MacFarlane (C-3PO)

#Insult

#Burn

Feb

2008

To be a bear

From: Family Guy

This is what it feels like to be a bear. You remember what I used to say, Lois, when we first got married? You remember? I used to say, 'What would it feel like to be a bear?' Well, this is it. This is it! I'm living it, baby.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Gay

#Sex

Feb

2008

Oh no she didn't!

From: Family Guy

Oh no she didn't!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Exclamations

Jan

2008

Lay down a few rules

From: Family Guy

All right, listen up. Before we go any further I'm going to lay down a few rules, all right? Commandment number one: shut the hell up. Commandment number two: there's nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment number three: there are no more Jolly Ranchers. They're all gone. Commandment number four: when we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud all right? Now come on, let's get going!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Rules

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