Family Guy

(sigh) OK, look, Meg. I've been at this for 45 minutes. I don't know what else I can say. Here's a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien. I'm gonna look the other way, and whatever happens happens.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)

#Literature

#Sleep

#Drugs

#Suicide

#Death

Jul

2009

Fat man, let's do this

From: Family Guy

All right, fat man, let's do this!

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

#Fat

#Violence

Jun

2009

Ever since marijuana was legalized

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Look, Lois, ever since marijuana was legalized crime has gone down, productivity is up, and ratings for Doctor Who are through the roof.

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

Jun

2009

Made of mediocrity

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

My house is made of mediocrity!

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

#Fashion

#Insult

#Mediocrity

May

2009

I need your urine!

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Stewie, I need your urine! –(gasp) Really?!

Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

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