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Nov

2017

Don't mock Movember

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustache's for this month. –Hey, don't mock Movember! Last year I raised $8.00 and got on a BuzzFeed listicle. –No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

#Anger

#Mustaches

#Internet

#Language

#Slang

#Movember

Oct

2017

Halloween letdown

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

So far, Halloween's a bigger letdown than being a Met's fan.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Oct

2017

That's my candy!

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Hey, get back here. Hey, that's my candy! Damn you! That's my candy!

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Oct

2017

You undead bastards

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)) (Season 9, Episode 4)

All right, you undead bastards, time to send you back to Hell! Aah! (machine gun fires)

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

Oct

2017

Can't walk around in blackface

From: Family Guy

Episode: Halloween on Spooner Street (2010) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Chris, you can't just walk around in blackface. It's racist. Now go upstairs and put on that Indian Chief costume I bought you.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)

Jan

2017

White guys doing stupid things

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

OK, now since we're white guys doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Stupidity

#Photography

Dec

2016

The Christmas I'd never forget

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Dec

2016

How David Lynch Stole Christmas

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

We now return to How David Lynch Stole Christmas.

uncredited (TV Announcer)

#Television

#Christmas

Sep

2012

Funny-ass joke

From: Family Guy

Episode: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007) (Season 5, Episode 11)

Wocka, Wocka. Who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?

Michael Clarke Duncan (Fozzie Bear)

#Parody

Nov

2010

Believe what I say or I'll hurt you

From: Family Guy

Watch that kind of talk or you'll get your heathen head smacked! –Oh, that's very Christian. 'Believe what I say or I'll hurt you.' –Now you're gettin' it!

Charles Durning (Francis Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

#Religion

#Violence

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