Dead Like Me

(2003 - 2004)

Dead Like Me @ IMDB

May

2018

As politely as possible

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Dead Girl Walking (2003) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Sir, I'm gonna say this as politely as possible: I will fuck you up.

Jasmine Guy (Roxy Harvey)

#Warnings

#Threats

#Attitude

May

2018

Hate to say I told you so

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Well, I hate to say "I told you so." –You love to say "I told you so."

Cynthia Stevenson (Joy Lass) | Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Sep

2005

Can't show crack at the office

From: Dead Like Me

Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Jan

2005

Listen (fart), I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, OK? It's not a joke. In fact, it's protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act (fart). So don't even think about trying to get rid of me for this. (fart) –I appreciate you coming in. –Leave the door open? –Please. –(fart)

Chris Gauthier (Michael Lewis) | Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Jan

2005

Morning radio show

From: Dead Like Me

Michael, you are farting. –I'm aware of that. –You do realize this isn't a job at a morning radio show. –(fart)

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass) | Chris Gauthier (Michael Lewis)

Oct

2004

Freeze-dried bullshit

From: Dead Like Me

That's some freeze-dried bullshit, Daisy.

Jasmine Guy (Roxy Harvey)

#Exclamations

#Poop

#Complaints

Oct

2004

Harder to get a fork

From: Dead Like Me

You know, when you're young like you are, Millie, it's easy. Man, woman, bottom, top, sex is this big buffet and you're just a fat man with a fork. But as you get older, it's harder to get a fork.

Christine Willes (Delores Herbig)

Aug

2004

Prettiest or sluttiest

From: Dead Like Me

You're in a new position now. You're like the prettiest girl at the prom... or the sluttiest girl if you went to Catholic school.

Christine Willes (Delores Herbig)

Jul

2004

How do you feel about filing?

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

To be absolutely honest, with your rather limited experience and education, you're better off sticking to redundant duties. How do you feel about filing?

Christine Willes (Delores Herbig)

File Updated: 2018-05-13

Jul

2004

A friendly hug between two men

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Uh, is a friendly hug between two men supposed to last that long?

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

File Updated: 2018-05-13

Jul

2004

Life is meaningless

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is meaningless?

Christine Willes (Delores Herbig)

File Updated: 2018-05-13

Jul

2004

Were you whining?

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

I'm sorry, I tuned you out. Were you whining?

Rebecca Gayheart (Betty Rhomer)

File Updated: 2018-05-13

Jul

2004

It only aggravates her

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Sweetie, don't talk that way to your mother. You know it only aggravates her.

Greg Kean (Clancy Lass)

File Updated: 2018-05-13

Jul

2004

Taking some tutorials

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Are you familiar with the Microsoft Office Suite? Word? Access? PowerPoint? –I know Lotus. –(snicker) We use Excel now, dear. You might think about taking some tutorials.