Dead Like Me

(2003 - 2004)

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Aug

2018

Suck-ass job

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Curious George (2003) (Season 1, Episode 3)

What kind of universe would give me the power to extract souls from people's bodies, but still force me to keep a suck-ass job if I wanna eat?

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

#Work

#Frustration

#Soul

#Power

#Religion

Aug

2018

Not complicated

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Curious George (2003) (Season 1, Episode 3)

I wish people were more complicated... but they're not.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

#Frustration

#Ego

#Condescension

Jul

2018

The password is...

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Curious George (2003) (Season 1, Episode 3)

The password's "rimjob" if you want to get on.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

#Computer

#Passwords

#Sex

Jun

2018

Get a day job

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Um... not that I'm any great bastion of morality, but isn't stealing from dead people kind of tacky? –Well, it's either this or get yourself a day job.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass) | Callum Blue (Mason)

May

2018

Works in mysterious ways

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Dead Girl Walking (2003) (Season 1, Episode 2)

People say the Lord works in mysterious ways... as if that makes all the shitty things in life any sweeter.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

May

2018

As politely as possible

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Dead Girl Walking (2003) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Sir, I'm gonna say this as politely as possible: I will fuck you up.

Jasmine Guy (Roxy Harvey)

#Warnings

#Threats

#Attitude

May

2018

Hate to say I told you so

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Well, I hate to say "I told you so." –You love to say "I told you so."

Cynthia Stevenson (Joy Lass) | Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Sep

2005

Can't show crack at the office

From: Dead Like Me

Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Jan

2005

Listen (fart), I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, OK? It's not a joke. In fact, it's protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act (fart). So don't even think about trying to get rid of me for this. (fart) –I appreciate you coming in. –Leave the door open? –Please. –(fart)