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See Also: Christmas Collection, Kwanzaa Collection

Dec

2011

PC douchebag

From: The Daily Show

Episode: Isabella Rossellini (2004) (Season 9, Episode 68)

Hi, I'm Samantha Bee, and welcome to Mark Your Calendar. Well, it's December. And while you can tell yourself this month's all about 'the holidays,' you'd just be being a PC douchebag.

Samantha Bee

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#Christmas

#Chanukah

#Solstice

#Kwanzaa

#Douchebag

#Cynical

Mar

2010

...Not only did I grope him, I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It's my 50th birthday.' –Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, poor guy's jumping on you-- that sounds like a--a hell of a--a shindig there... I just--very quickly-- (talking into phone) Cancel my 50th birthday.

Eric Massa | Jon Stewart

#Birthday

#Aging

#Sex

Mar

2010

Worst Penthouse Forum letter

From: The Daily Show

Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.

Jon Stewart

#Sex

#Magazines

Jun

2009

Heeere's Jon!

From: The Daily Show

And now, heeere's Jon!

Ed McMahon

#Parody

Jun

2009

Brought to you by the number 420

From: The Daily Show

Gitmo even learn about local culture. That remind me, today's Gitmo brought to you by the number 420! –Yes, yes, I get it, Gitmo. Very good. –And the letter 'Pot.'

Jon Stewart (Gitmo, cuddliest ex-detainee) | Jon Stewart

#Drugs

#Parody

Jun

2009

That's our motto

From: The Daily Show

Pee anywhere you'd like, because that's our motto here at Comedy Central.

Jon Stewart

#Piss

#Motto

Apr

2009

Heh heh heh heh

From: The Daily Show

Heh heh heh heh.

Jon Stewart

#Politics

#Parody

#President

Dec

2006

The end of Michael Richards' career

From: The Daily Show

Episode: Tom Vilsack (2006) (Season 11, Episode 159)

Hello, and welcome to This Week in God's Christmas Christacular: honoring that special time of year when we celebrate the birth of our savior, and Jews celebrate Chanukah when their oil lasted longer than they thought it would. And then, of course, there's Kwanzaa, which I believe celebrates the end of Michael Richards' career.

Samantha Bee

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Dec

2006

U2charist

From: The Daily Show

Episode: Tom Vilsack (2006) (Season 11, Episode 159)

Finally, a church service combining the spirituality of the Bible with the preachiness of Bono. They call it the U2charist. Seriously. You laugh, but it's still cooler than Hanson's Mmboptism.

Samantha Bee

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#Religion

#Music

Dec

2005

Osama's Homobortion Pot-n-Commie Jizzporium

From: The Daily Show

Episode: David McCullough (2005) (Season 10, Episode 155)

You know what? It's OK. If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him... Are you ready? All right... I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality! And I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's Homobortion Pot-n-Commie Jizzporium.

Jon Stewart

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