Caddyshack

Caddyshack

(1980)

Caddyshack @ IMDB

Aug

19

2016

Hide the salami

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

Wait up, girls. I got a salami I gotta hide still.

Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)

Aug

12

2016

We're waiting

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

Well? We're waiting.

Ted Knight (Judge Elihu Smails)

Jan

05

2006

Do you take drugs?

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

Do you take drugs, Danny? –Every day. –Good.

Chevy Chase (Ty Webb) | Michael O'Keefe (Danny Noonan)

File Updated: 2016-08-07

Sep

04

2003

The Zen philosopher Basho

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.'

Chevy Chase (Ty Webb)

File Updated: 2016-08-09

Aug

26

2003

This is a hybrid

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass-- Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff.

Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)

File Updated: 2016-08-09

Jul

04

2003

Be the ball

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

Chevy Chase (Ty Webb)

File Updated: 2016-08-07

Jul

04

2003

You're a tremendous slouch

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. –Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch.

Ted Knight (Judge Elihu Smails) | Chevy Chase (Ty Webb)

File Updated: 2016-08-07

Apr

19

2000

You beast. You savage.

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

You beast. You savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me!

Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)

File Updated: 2016-08-09

May

25

1999

Lean and mean

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya, huh?

Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)

File Updated: 2016-08-07

Jan

02

1999

Gonna get laid

Caddyshack

From: Caddyshack

Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Rodney Dangerfield (Al Czervik)

File Updated: 2016-08-09

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