(various years) Bob Hope @ IMDB See Also: Thanksgiving Collection, Halloween Collection Jun 16 2006 I have four kids From: Bob Hope Of course, I have four kids and do pretty well myself. On Father's Day my kids reach into their piggy banks and give me back all the IOUs I've put in since last Father's Day. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Finance#Parenting May 29 2003 Why we observe Father's Day From: Bob Hope This morning, my son Tony asked my why we observe Father's Day. I said, 'Don't you know who brings home the bacon around here?' He said, 'No, Pop, but we sure know who lays the eggs.' Bob Hope #Father's Day#Food#Sarcasm Mar 17 2003 All day long on the radio From: Bob Hope And all day long on the radio they've been playing Irish songs. One program played Did Your Mother Come From Ireland, How Are Things In Glocca Morra, It's A Long Way To Tipperary, and My Wild Irish Rose. I know there's nothing unusual about that except this was the Scandinavian Hour. Bob Hope #St. Patrick's Day#Wild#Radio#Music#Sarcasm Jun 14 2002 A lot of memories From: Bob Hope Yessir, the word "father" brings back a lot of memories to me. And there were times when I couldn't sit on those memories. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Spanking#Memory Mar 13 2002 A St. Patrick's Day party From: Bob Hope Now I went to a St. Patrick's Day party last night, and every important Irish celebrity in Hollywood was there: Maureen O'Hara, Dan O'Herlihy, Pat O'Brien. And when they served the free lunch another Irishman showed up: Jack O'Benny. Bob Hope #St. Patrick's Day#Party#Food#Geography Feb 11 2002 The biggest buck-teeth From: Bob Hope But Valentine's Day always makes me think of my best girlfriend, Louise. What a kid. She had the biggest buck-teeth I ever saw. First time I took her in my arms she kissed me and plucked my eyebrows at the same time. Bob Hope #Valentine's Day#Teeth#Love#Kissing Nov 19 2001 They're circling over the house now From: Bob Hope Of course all my relatives will be over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know they will, they're circling over the house now. Bob Hope #Thanksgiving#Family#Dinner#Food Jun 13 2001 Father's Day is a big mystery to my family From: Bob Hope Father's Day is a big mystery to my family. I've been in Radio and Television so long my kids don't call me 'Dad,' they think of me as their sponsor. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Mystery#Radio#Television#Commercialism Feb 09 2001 The Phone Company sent me a nice Valentine From: Bob Hope The Phone Company sent me a nice Valentine. It says, 'Why not phone her on the day / Speed Cupid's dart without delay / P.S.: Send a cheque for this delight or we cut your service off tonight. Bob Hope #Valentine's Day#Telephone#Finance#Love Dec 11 2000 Haven't sent out your Christmas cards From: Bob Hope I want to say that if you haven't sent out your Christmas cards yet, it's time. Everywhere you see everyone's looking for a mailbox. I stopped on the corner of Hollywood and Vine tonight for a minute and four people dropped letters in my mouth. Bob Hope #Christmas#Cards#Mail Pages1 2 next › last »
Jun 16 2006 I have four kids From: Bob Hope Of course, I have four kids and do pretty well myself. On Father's Day my kids reach into their piggy banks and give me back all the IOUs I've put in since last Father's Day. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Finance#Parenting
May 29 2003 Why we observe Father's Day From: Bob Hope This morning, my son Tony asked my why we observe Father's Day. I said, 'Don't you know who brings home the bacon around here?' He said, 'No, Pop, but we sure know who lays the eggs.' Bob Hope #Father's Day#Food#Sarcasm
Mar 17 2003 All day long on the radio From: Bob Hope And all day long on the radio they've been playing Irish songs. One program played Did Your Mother Come From Ireland, How Are Things In Glocca Morra, It's A Long Way To Tipperary, and My Wild Irish Rose. I know there's nothing unusual about that except this was the Scandinavian Hour. Bob Hope #St. Patrick's Day#Wild#Radio#Music#Sarcasm
Jun 14 2002 A lot of memories From: Bob Hope Yessir, the word "father" brings back a lot of memories to me. And there were times when I couldn't sit on those memories. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Spanking#Memory
Mar 13 2002 A St. Patrick's Day party From: Bob Hope Now I went to a St. Patrick's Day party last night, and every important Irish celebrity in Hollywood was there: Maureen O'Hara, Dan O'Herlihy, Pat O'Brien. And when they served the free lunch another Irishman showed up: Jack O'Benny. Bob Hope #St. Patrick's Day#Party#Food#Geography
Feb 11 2002 The biggest buck-teeth From: Bob Hope But Valentine's Day always makes me think of my best girlfriend, Louise. What a kid. She had the biggest buck-teeth I ever saw. First time I took her in my arms she kissed me and plucked my eyebrows at the same time. Bob Hope #Valentine's Day#Teeth#Love#Kissing
Nov 19 2001 They're circling over the house now From: Bob Hope Of course all my relatives will be over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know they will, they're circling over the house now. Bob Hope #Thanksgiving#Family#Dinner#Food
Jun 13 2001 Father's Day is a big mystery to my family From: Bob Hope Father's Day is a big mystery to my family. I've been in Radio and Television so long my kids don't call me 'Dad,' they think of me as their sponsor. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Mystery#Radio#Television#Commercialism
Feb 09 2001 The Phone Company sent me a nice Valentine From: Bob Hope The Phone Company sent me a nice Valentine. It says, 'Why not phone her on the day / Speed Cupid's dart without delay / P.S.: Send a cheque for this delight or we cut your service off tonight. Bob Hope #Valentine's Day#Telephone#Finance#Love
Dec 11 2000 Haven't sent out your Christmas cards From: Bob Hope I want to say that if you haven't sent out your Christmas cards yet, it's time. Everywhere you see everyone's looking for a mailbox. I stopped on the corner of Hollywood and Vine tonight for a minute and four people dropped letters in my mouth. Bob Hope #Christmas#Cards#Mail
