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Back To School

Back To School
(1986)
Back To School @ IMDB






Jan
18
2022

What do all men want?

Back To School
From: Back To School

What did he want? –Oh, what do all men want? –He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman? Tie him up with the Golden Lariat and force him to tell the truth?

Paxton Whitehead (Philip Barbay) | Sally Kellerman (Dr. Diane Turner)

#Innuendo
#Sex
#Condescension
#Superheroes
#Truth
Jan
06
2022

Doomed from the start

Back To School
From: Back To School

Well, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth Sign, she's a Water Sign. Together we made mud.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

#Astrology
#Doom
#Water
#Earth
#Mud
#Cynical
Dec
27
2021

The best thing about kids

Back To School
From: Back To School

And just remember: the best thing about kids is making them.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

#Children
#Sex
#Sarcasm
Nov
03
2011

You have no class

Back To School
From: Back To School

Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight. –How about tomorrow night? –I have class then, too. –I'll tell you what, then, why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

Sally Kellerman (Dr. Diane Turner) | Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)
File Updated: 2021-12-26

#School
#Insult
#Classism
#Negotiation
Nov
03
2011

Tall & Fat stores

Back To School
From: Back To School

You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)
File Updated: 2021-12-26

#Fat
#Clothes
#Fashion
#Insult

Born Today

David Hodo  •  07 Jul 1947
Danny Jacobs  •  07 Jul 1968
Ross Malinger  •  07 Jul 1984
Eddie Mayehoff  •  07 Jul 1909
Jon Pertwee  •  07 Jul 1919
Doc Severinsen  •  07 Jul 1927
Ringo Starr  •  07 Jul 1940
Cree Summer  •  07 Jul 1969

Died Today

Norman Foster  •  07 Jul 1976
Reginald Gardiner  •  07 Jul 1980
Chet Stratton  •  07 Jul 1970

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
09 Jan 2022  •  Dwayne Hickman
10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried
27 Jun 2022  •  Joe Turkel

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