The Absent-Minded Professor

AKA: The AbsentMinded Professor

(1961)

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Feb

2021

Desperate men

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

I'm a desperate man, Charlie, and desperate men do desperate things.

Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard)

#Desperation

#Frustration

May

2010

Do me a personal favor

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

Do me a personal favor. Go bounce your ball... somewhere else!

Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

May

2010

I'll do the talking

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

I'll do the talking, son! That's a good boy.

Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

#Condescension

#Father

#Ego

Jun

2009

We've got something

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

I'm not sure what we've got here, Charlie... But if we've got what I think we've got, we've got something!

Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

#Confusion

#Science

Jun

2009

That poor, poor girl

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

That poor, poor girl.

Belle Montrose (Mrs. Chatsworth)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

#Concern

#Condescension

#Pity

Apr

2009

Blackmail our government

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?

Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

Apr

2009

Shut up when I'm talking

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

Will you shut up when I'm talking?!

Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

#STFU

#Frustration

#Talking

Mar

2009

I'm an American!

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

I'm an American! See it? My credit cards!

Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

Mar

2009

It's been thrilling

From: The Absent-Minded Professor

Well, it's been thrilling. Now if you'll excuse me.

Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle)

File Updated: 2021-03-02

#Sarcasm

#Farewells

Born Today

Helmut Bakaitis • 26 Sep 1944

Patrick Bristow • 26 Sep 1962

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Edmund Gwenn • 26 Sep 1877

Linda Hamilton • 26 Sep 1956

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Talulah Riley • 26 Sep 1985

Anne Robinson • 26 Sep 1944

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