AKA: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961) The Absent-Minded Professor @ IMDB See Also: Vintage Disney Collection, All Disney Shows Feb 25 2021 Desperate men From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'm a desperate man, Charlie, and desperate men do desperate things. Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) #Desperation#Frustration May 03 2010 Do me a personal favor From: The Absent-Minded Professor Do me a personal favor. Go bounce your ball... somewhere else! Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Balls#Sex#Innuendo#Favors#Frustration May 03 2010 I'll do the talking From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'll do the talking, son! That's a good boy. Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Condescension#Father#Ego Jun 08 2009 We've got something From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'm not sure what we've got here, Charlie... But if we've got what I think we've got, we've got something! Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Confusion#Science Jun 08 2009 That poor, poor girl From: The Absent-Minded Professor That poor, poor girl. Belle Montrose (Mrs. Chatsworth) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Concern#Condescension#Pity Apr 03 2009 Blackmail our government From: The Absent-Minded Professor Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government? Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Politics#Government#Blackmail#Science Apr 03 2009 Shut up when I'm talking From: The Absent-Minded Professor Will you shut up when I'm talking?! Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #STFU#Frustration#Talking Mar 30 2009 I'm an American! From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'm an American! See it? My credit cards! Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Finance#Patriotism#Capitalism#Debt Mar 30 2009 It's been thrilling From: The Absent-Minded Professor Well, it's been thrilling. Now if you'll excuse me. Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Sarcasm#Farewells
Feb 25 2021 Desperate men From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'm a desperate man, Charlie, and desperate men do desperate things. Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) #Desperation#Frustration
May 03 2010 Do me a personal favor From: The Absent-Minded Professor Do me a personal favor. Go bounce your ball... somewhere else! Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Balls#Sex#Innuendo#Favors#Frustration
May 03 2010 I'll do the talking From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'll do the talking, son! That's a good boy. Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Condescension#Father#Ego
Jun 08 2009 We've got something From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'm not sure what we've got here, Charlie... But if we've got what I think we've got, we've got something! Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Confusion#Science
Jun 08 2009 That poor, poor girl From: The Absent-Minded Professor That poor, poor girl. Belle Montrose (Mrs. Chatsworth) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Concern#Condescension#Pity
Apr 03 2009 Blackmail our government From: The Absent-Minded Professor Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government? Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Politics#Government#Blackmail#Science
Apr 03 2009 Shut up when I'm talking From: The Absent-Minded Professor Will you shut up when I'm talking?! Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #STFU#Frustration#Talking
Mar 30 2009 I'm an American! From: The Absent-Minded Professor I'm an American! See it? My credit cards! Fred MacMurray (Prof. Ned Brainard) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Finance#Patriotism#Capitalism#Debt
Mar 30 2009 It's been thrilling From: The Absent-Minded Professor Well, it's been thrilling. Now if you'll excuse me. Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle) File Updated: 2021-03-02 #Sarcasm#Farewells