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Mar

2005

Dr. Orpheus

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Eeney, Meeney, Miney... Magic! (2004) (Season 1, Episode 5)

I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus. And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos. –They give out PhDs for that? –Junior college upstate; Communications Major, Minor in Women's Studies. But I assure you, sir, the 'doctor' title was bestowed on me by a higher power than a mere college professor.

Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

File Updated: 2019-04-22

#School

#Paranormal

#Science

#Magic

#Education

Mar

2005

Massive wuss

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Eeney, Meeney, Miney... Magic! (2004) (Season 1, Episode 5)

You are such a massive wuss!

Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)

File Updated: 2019-04-22

#Insult

#Condescension

#Weakness

Mar

2005

Isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Tag-Sale: You're It! (2004) (Season 1, Episode 10)

Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode? –Oh, no way. Where? Holy crap, he's with a girl. –Oh, yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1. –But he's the guy from Depeche Mode. It's impossible. –Straight. –Come on. He's in Depeche Mode!

Christopher McCulloch (Dr. Girlfriend) | Doc Hammer (The Monarch)

File Updated: 2019-04-22

#Gay

#Music

#Television

Jun

2005

Ashes to ashes

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Ghosts of the Sargasso (2004) (Season 1, Episode 6)

I'm feeling very still and I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much. –She knows! Ground Control to Major Tom! Your circuit's dead! There's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me?! Major Tom! (crashing) –Ashes to ashes.

James Urbaniak (Major Tom) | Paul Boocock (Dr. Jonas Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (The Action Man)

File Updated: 2019-04-22

Jun

2005

That's good soup!

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Dia de los Dangerous (2004) (Season 1, Episode 1)

That's good soup! (for Noodle Soup Productions, Inc.)

Audio Logo

File Updated: 2019-04-22

#Themes

#Audio Logo

#Soup

Jul

2005

They just do that

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Ghosts of the Sargasso (2004) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Go Team Venture! –I don't know, they just do that.

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson)

File Updated: 2019-04-22

#Themes

#Exclamations

#Catchphrase

Mar

2006

I dare you to make less sense

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Eeney, Meeney, Miney... Magic! (2004) (Season 1, Episode 5)

I dare you to make less sense.

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

File Updated: 2019-04-22

#Confusion

#Sarcasm

#Dares

Jan

2015

Watching old people gamble

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: All This and Gargantua-2 (2015) (Season 6, Episode 1)

Ugh, tell me this is more interesting than watching old people gamble.

Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

File Updated: 2019-04-22

Aug

2008

Don't be like that

From: Transformers (2007)

Aw, don't be like that. If I had a rock I'll bust your head, bitch. Say, she deaf, you know? (laughing)

Bernie Mac (Bobby Bolivia)

File Updated: 2019-04-18

Aug

2008

That damn clown suit

From: Transformers (2007)

Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit. He's having a heat stroke again... scaring white folks.

Bernie Mac (Bobby Bolivia)

File Updated: 2019-04-18

#Clowns

#Medical

#Fear

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