Quotes With Recently Updated Files

Jan

2009

You're insane!

From: McLintock!

You're insane!

John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)

File Updated: 2018-07-13

#Mental Health

#Sanity

#Frustration

#Disdain

Jan

2009

Agard, if you knew anything about Indians, you'd know that they're doing their level best to put up with our so-called 'benevolent patronage' in spite of the nincompoops that've been put in charge of it!

John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)

File Updated: 2018-07-13

Mar

2009

I'm a bad loser

From: McLintock!

Remember, I'm a bad loser.

John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)

File Updated: 2018-07-13

Nov

2009

You'll thank me for this

From: McLintock!

When you're as old as I am you'll thank me for this.

John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)

File Updated: 2018-07-13

Jun

2003

Your intolerance infuriates me!

From: The Philadelphia Story

Your intolerance infuriates me!

Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Jun

2003

Make up your mind

From: The Philadelphia Story

The time to make up your mind about people... is never.

Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

#Frustration

#Philosophy

#Emotions

Jun

2003

Miss Goddess to you

From: The Philadelphia Story

Going my way, miss? –'Miss Goddess' to you. –Okay, Miss Goddess to me.

Jimmy Stewart (Macaulay Connor) | Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Jun

2003

Unholy mess

From: The Philadelphia Story

I'm such an unholy mess of a girl.

Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

#Self-Esteem

#Self-Deprication

#Ego

Jul

2003

The pages of history

From: The Philadelphia Story

Oh, this is one of those days which the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed.

Roland Young (Uncle Willie)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Oct

2003

I'm going crazy

From: The Philadelphia Story

I'm going crazy. I'm standing here, solidly, on my own two hands, and going crazy.

Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

#Mental Health

#Self-Deprication

#Frustration

Apr

2004

A mass of prejudices

From: The Philadelphia Story

You're just a mass of prejudices, aren't you? You're so much thought and so little feeling, professor.

Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Jan

2009

Opinion of the hired help

From: McLintock!

When I want the opinion of the hired help, I'll ask for it!

Maureen O'Hara (Katherine Gilhooley McLintock)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Feb

2009

Shoot him, Daddy!

From: McLintock!

Shoot him, Daddy! Shoot him at once!

Stefanie Powers (Rebecca 'Becky' McLintock)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Apr

2009

Midnight conversation

From: McLintock!

I don't intend to stand here and hold a midnight conversation with an intoxicated man!

Maureen O'Hara (Katherine Gilhooley McLintock)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Jun

2009

Gonna be a great day

From: McLintock!

Lord bless us, this is gonna be a great day!

Chill Wills (Drago)

File Updated: 2018-07-11

Jun

2003

Switched from liquor to dope

From: The Philadelphia Story

You haven't switched from liquor to dope by any chance, have you, Dexter?

Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-05

#Drugs

#Alcohol

#Sarcasm

Jun

2003

No such thing as privacy

From: The Philadelphia Story

Oh, dear! Is there no such thing as privacy any more? –Only in bed, mother, and not always there.

Mary Nash (Margaret Lord) | Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-05

#Privacy

#Sex

#Sarcasm

Jul

2003

Caviar sandwiches

From: The Philadelphia Story

Uh, this is the Bridal Suite. Would you send up a couple of caviar sandwiches and a bottle of beer?

Jimmy Stewart (Macaulay Connor)

File Updated: 2018-07-05

Jul

2003

Don't think you're being fair

From: The Philadelphia Story

I don't think you're being fair to me, Mr. Kidd. –No? –No. You're treating me like you treat all your other writers.

Jimmy Stewart (Macaulay Connor) | Henry Daniell (Sidney Kidd)

File Updated: 2018-07-05

Oct

2003

And you a writer?

From: The Philadelphia Story

How about you, Mr. Connor, you drink, don't you? Alcohol, I mean. –Well, a little. –A lit--a little? And you a writer? Tsk, tsk, tsk. I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I think I secretly wanted to be a writer.

Cary Grant (C.K. Dexter Haven) | Jimmy Stewart (Macaulay Connor)

File Updated: 2018-07-05

Jan

2004

A full pardon

From: The Philadelphia Story

Sometimes, for your own sake, Red, I think you should've stuck to me longer. –I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon. –Aaah, that's the old redhead. No bitterness, no recrimination, just a good swift left to the jaw.

Cary Grant (C.K. Dexter Haven) | Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)

File Updated: 2018-07-05

Jan

2004

The Voice of Doom

From: The Philadelphia Story

This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered to the seventh son of the seventh son.

Jimmy Stewart (Macaulay Connor)

File Updated: 2018-07-05

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