Quotes With Recently Updated Files

Mar

14

2006

You ought to be ashamed

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

You ought to be ashamed.

Ella Joyce (The Nurse)

File Updated: 2019-10-12

Mar

15

2006

Let's get decadent

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Let's get decadent.

Ossie Davis (Jack)

File Updated: 2019-10-12

Mar

31

2006

Standing in a toilet

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Why are we standing here in a toilet?

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-12

Apr

18

2006

You silly thang

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

You silly thang.

Ella Joyce (The Nurse)

File Updated: 2019-10-12

Mar

13

2006

Big damn bugs

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right, the size of my fist, size of a... peanut butter and banana sandwich, man.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

Mar

14

2006

Never fuck with the King

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

Mar

15

2006

Where'd my youth go?

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

#Self-Deprication

Mar

31

2006

Anything to life other than food, shit, and sex?

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

#Self-Deprication

Apr

18

2006

Worthless or sadly amusing

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

...Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

#Self-Deprication

Jun

08

2006

Real ugly

Bubba Ho-tep

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Real ugly. Real goddamn ugly!

Ossie Davis (Jack)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

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