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Well, uh, you know, not everybody can have, uh, x--x-ray vision, you know, Lois.
Susan, I speak French but that doesn't make me Joan of Arc.
Yeah, there's a lot of bad 'isms' floatin' around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same--don't care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck.
Greetings. I trust that Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp. –And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder, May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down.
Cor, that woman's about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the backside.
Oh, well, another year without profit. Still, it is Christmas. And let us remember, Mr. Baldrick, that be we as stoney as a Biblical execution it is still the season of good cheer and we have all our Christmas treats.
Oh dear, Mr. Baldrick. It looks as though we're in for a bit of a thin Christmas. –Don't you worry, Mr. B. I'm hanging my sock up so Santa'll come down the chimney. –Mr. Baldrick, I guarantee that if there's one thing liable to stop Santa coming down the chimney it's your sock waiting for him at the end of it.
Whew, this Christmas hysteria! What's happening to me?