Piss on a spark plug

May

2009

From: WarGames

God damn it, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

Barry Corbin (General Beringer)

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Peter Boyle • 18 Oct 1935

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Died Today

Henry Travers • 18 Oct 1965

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Look into my eyes, from: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
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