Unwanted pregnancy

Jun

2006

From: The Venture Bros.

Crap, who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Beauty

#Prom

#Pregnant

#Toilet

#Aging

Born Today

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George Takei • 20 Apr 1937

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