I've never been that drunk

Oct

2010

From: The Venture Bros.

I've never been that drunk and I've never been that desperate.

Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson)

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Born Today

H. Jon Benjamin • 23 May 1966

Vivian Bonnell • 23 May 1924

Drew Carey • 23 May 1958

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