Are you prepared to adopt

Nov

2010

From: The Venture Bros.

When-when our daddy dies, are you guys prepared to adopt us? –No, but I'd consider an extremely late-term abortion!

Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hunter Gathers)

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