A good and smart master

Sep

2010

From: Up

My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master, and he made me this collar so that I may talk-- Squirrel!

Bob Peterson (Dug)

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Born Today

Crispin Glover • 20 Apr 1964

Gregory Itzin • 20 Apr 1948

Louise Jameson • 20 Apr 1951

Monte Landis • 20 Apr 1933

Ryan O'Neal • 20 Apr 1941

Gregory Ratoff • 20 Apr 1897

Andy Serkis • 20 Apr 1964

George Takei • 20 Apr 1937

Geraint Wyn Davies • 20 Apr 1957

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

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