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Unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh

Dec
06
2011
A Tuna Christmas
From: A Tuna Christmas

This is Didi Snavely asking you, 'Do you know how dangerous it could be during this day and age to ride unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh?' Well, lay those fears to rest, 'cause Didi's is stocked to the ceiling this Christmas with weaponry for the home, the car, and the workplace. God forbid during this joyous season that anyone listening should become the victim of a Christmas theft. But wouldn't you rather shoot someone than watch them run off with your new toaster? I know I would. So whether it's a stun gun, judo clubs, or just a simple old-fashioned switchblade, when you come to Didi's you'll have a holly-jolly Christmas and the criminal will have a silent night.

Jaston Williams (Didi Snavely)
#Christmas
#Guns
#Crime
#Shopping
#Transportation
#Weapons
#Victims

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