The agent fairy

Jun

2008

From: Tootsie

Where the hell do you come off sending me your roommate's play for you to star in? I'm your agent, not your mother! I'm not supposed to find plays for you to star in. I'm supposed to field offers, and that's what I do! –'Field offers'? Who told you that, the agent fairy?

Sydney Pollack (George Fields) | Dustin Hoffman (Michael Dorsey / Dorothy Michaels)

File Updated: 2020-05-05

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