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Demented Santa Claus

Dec
08
2006
Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
From: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

Cal? –Yeah? –What, uh, is going on with this? –What do you mean? –What's he doing? –There're going to be reindeer up in the balcony. He's waving at them. –He's giving the Nazi salute. –Nah. He's waving at the reindeer. –Why wouldn't the reindeer be with him? –Well, when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt-- –All right, let's set logistics aside. He's saying 'Heil Hitler.' –I think you're reading too much into it. –He's giving the Nazi salute. –Well, now that you've said it, that's all I can see. –It's all anybody can see. –Yeah, he's got the crazy eyes, too, doesn't he? Let's get rid of demented Santa Claus!

Matthew Perry (Matt Albie) | Timothy Busfield (Cal Shanley)
#Christmas
#Television
#Reindeer
#Logic
#Mental Health
#Nazis
#Hitler

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