You've got the best balls

May

2008

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef! –You're damn right.

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski) | Isaac Hayes (Jerome 'Chef' McElroy)

File Updated: 2016-10-08

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