Why does Grandma have to live so far away?

Dec

2004

From: South Park

Episode: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998) (Season 2, Episode 16)

Why does Grandma have to live so far away? Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us so I don't have to drive six hours to get a god-damned present!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

File Updated: 2017-11-30

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