Why can't I have normal offspring?!

Jan

2022

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a)

Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh.

Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe)

#Parenting

#Frustration

#Father

#Father's Day

#Fruit

#Metaphors

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Why can't I have normal offspring?!