Never try to shit an old pro

Aug

2016

From: The Ritz

Never try to shit an old pro, chico.

Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez)

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Born Today

Andrew Herr • 25 May 1991

Demetri Martin • 25 May 1973

Ian McKellen • 25 May 1939

Mike Myers • 25 May 1963

Frank Oz • 25 May 1944

Ray Stevenson • 25 May 1964

Allan Trautman • 25 May 1955

Leslie Uggams • 25 May 1943

Died Today

Vic Tayback • 25 May 1990

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022 • Sidney Poitier

09 Jan 2022 • Dwayne Hickman

10 Jan 2022 • Gary Waldhorn

18 Jan 2022 • Peter Robbins

29 Jan 2022 • Howard Hesseman

24 Feb 2022 • Sally Kellerman

02 Mar 2022 • Johnny Brown

03 Mar 2022 • Tim Considine

13 Mar 2022 • William Hurt

12 Apr 2022 • Gilbert Gottfried

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Not enough liquor and therapy, from: Archer
Views today: 12

Not my damn job!, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 10

Snow globe collection, from: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie
Views today: 10

Your increasing nudeness, from: Pokémon: Detective Pikachu
Views today: 9

When I have understanding, from: Time Bandits
Views today: 9

CQ. CQ., from: Contact
Views today: 9

Little ole blue bonnet of yours, from: A Broken Leghorn
Views today: 7

Fool of a Took!, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 7

You're ugly, from: Predator
Views today: 7

Burning daylight (v1), from: The Cowboys
Views today: 6

Playing Pick-Up Sticks, from: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Views today: 6

No difference, from: Caprica
Views today: 6

Get to the chopper!, from: Predator
Views today: 6

Stiff and rigid, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 6

Metal pansy, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 6

Quit drinking, from: Airplane!
Views today: 6

All the little people, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 6

This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 5

We welcome same-sex partners, from: Daria
Views today: 5

Stop your evil ways!, from: The Tick
Views today: 5

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,647

Family Guy / Total views: 42,847

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,033

Sound Effects / Total views: 34,400

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,233

Up / Total views: 32,449

Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,557

Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,073

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,627

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 25,991

South Park / Total views: 24,936

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,209

The Jetsons / Total views: 20,853

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,590

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,653

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,334

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,663

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,619

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,059

Daria / Total views: 15,660

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