Never try to shit an old pro

Aug

2016

From: The Ritz

Never try to shit an old pro, chico.

Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez)

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Born Today

Carol Coombs • 15 Oct 1935

Patricia Jessel • 15 Oct 1920

Emeril Lagasse • 15 Oct 1959

Mark Lenard • 15 Oct 1924

Larry Miller • 15 Oct 1953

Dominic West • 15 Oct 1969

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Know where your towel is, from: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)
Views today: 6

He's becoming disgruntled, from: Dilbert
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Human error, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 6

A new danger: the atomic bomb, from: Duck And Cover
Views today: 5

Me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 5

Defensive measures, from: Knight Rider (2008)
Views today: 5

I'm a doctor, from: Airplane!
Views today: 5

Positions of subservience, from: Batman: The Original Series
Views today: 4

Mission accomplished, from: Deadpool 2
Views today: 4

Something worse is on the way, from: Legion
Views today: 4

Happy Hunger Games (v2), from: The Hunger Games
Views today: 4

The machine has spoken, from: Invader ZIM
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Three buttocks, from: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Views today: 4

People skills, from: Mulan
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The defining trait of humanity, from: Reaper
Views today: 3

Fire this asshole, from: Kick-Ass
Views today: 3

Worth more than a thousand words, from: Beach Blanket Bingo
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Now I'm a tramp, from: Easy A
Views today: 3

Terrible things, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 3

Can't show crack at the office, from: Dead Like Me
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 66,683

Family Guy / Total views: 32,293

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,754

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,022

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Up / Total views: 23,926

Looney Tunes / Total views: 23,316

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 18,284

Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,276

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,713

South Park / Total views: 15,612

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,348

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,032

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,766

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,919

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,762

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,462

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,162

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,429

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,413

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