Nothing works out

Oct

2004

From: Rappin' Rodney

I tell ya, with me, nothing works out, you know? I decided to look out for Number One. I stepped in Number Two.

Rodney Dangerfield

#Frustration

#Ego

#Poop

#Self-Esteem

Born Today

Matthew Broderick • 21 Mar 1962

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