Eat. My. Shorts.

May

2006

From: Not Another Teen Movie

Eat. My. Shorts. –Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.

Cody McMains (Mitch Briggs) | Paul Gleason (Richard Vernon)

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