Cry for help

Jan

2018

From: Never Give A Sucker An Even Break

You're as funny as a cry for help.

Jody Gilbert (The Waitress)

#Sarcasm

#Condescension

Born Today

Hank Azaria • 25 Apr 1964

Peter Jurasik • 25 Apr 1950

Jason Lee • 25 Apr 1970

Gina Torres • 25 Apr 1969

Died Today

Bea Arthur • 25 Apr 2009

Dorothy Provine • 25 Apr 2010

Ginger Rogers • 25 Apr 1995

George Sanders • 25 Apr 1972

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Here's looking at you, kid (v4), from: Casablanca
Views today: 14

Here's looking at you, kid (v3), from: Casablanca
Views today: 12

Surrounded by idiots, from: Archer
Views today: 10

Mail's in, from: The Addams Family (TV)
Views today: 9

Here's looking at you, kid (v2), from: Casablanca
Views today: 8

Here's looking at you, kid (v1), from: Casablanca
Views today: 8

Where the hell are we, from: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)
Views today: 6

Magic trick, from: X-Men: First Class
Views today: 6

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 6

The only time of year, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 6

The usual suspects, from: Casablanca
Views today: 6

Mail! Mail!, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
Views today: 6

Guardian of these books, from: Doctor Strange
Views today: 5

Of course I got the internet!, from: Strongbad_email.exe
Views today: 5

That tone of voice, from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 5

The colonies are burning, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Plan
Views today: 5

Shoot him, Daddy!, from: McLintock!
Views today: 4

Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 4

Going out with girls is fun, from: As Boys Grow...
Views today: 4

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 4

I don't like change!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 3

Ridiculously good-looking, from: Zoolander
Views today: 3

Hello, mama!, from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 3

Who bought you?, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 3

Messing up the bulletin board, from: The Andy Griffith Show
Views today: 3

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,075

Family Guy / Total views: 31,400

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,862

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,267

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,184

Up / Total views: 22,674

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,531

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,364

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,507

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,746

South Park / Total views: 14,928

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,565

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,533

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,268

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,715

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,129

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,988

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,812

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,011

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,935

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,758

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,660

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,657

Daria / Total views: 10,644

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,737

Search form

Cry for help