Cry for help

Jan

2018

From: Never Give A Sucker An Even Break

You're as funny as a cry for help.

Jody Gilbert (The Waitress)

#Sarcasm

#Condescension

Born Today

Jim Carrey • 17 Jan 1962

John Cater • 17 Jan 1932

James Earl Jones • 17 Jan 1931

Shari Lewis • 17 Jan 1933

Tom Lowell • 17 Jan 1941

Betty White • 17 Jan 1922

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Nature's snakes, from: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie
Views today: 4

Outside or in?, from: Miracle on 34th Street
Views today: 2

My nipples are getting cold, from: Duck Dodgers
Views today: 2

Butcher of Bakersfield, from: The Running Man
Views today: 1

You are fools, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
Views today: 1

Liar! Liar! Liar!, from: The Princess Bride
Views today: 1

Talk during the movie, from: Batman & Robin
Views today: 1

Preening popinjay, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 1

Here's looking at you, kid (v4), from: Casablanca
Views today: 1

This is ridiculous!, from: Lover Come Back
Views today: 1

That didn't come out right, from: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
Views today: 1

Everything is in its proper place, from: Sherlock Holmes
Views today: 1

Wait for my bill, from: A Boy Named Charlie Brown
Views today: 1

Winter in Berk, from: Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury
Views today: 1

Got any other bad ideas?, from: Iron Man 2
Views today: 1

So little to do, from: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Views today: 1

You're on a roll, from: Wall Street
Views today: 1

Life-sustaining supplies, from: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Views today: 1

Don't think of this as detention, from: Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Views today: 1

Choice of words, from: Daria
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 68,151

Family Guy / Total views: 33,049

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 28,509

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,619

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 25,659

Up / Total views: 24,866

Looney Tunes / Total views: 23,940

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 18,867

Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,787

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 17,391

South Park / Total views: 16,098

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,970

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,401

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,088

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,214

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,016

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,710

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,417

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,786

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,684

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