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Good skills

Feb
08
2005
Napoleon Dynamite
From: Napoleon Dynamite

Well, nobody's going to go out with me. –Have you asked anybody yet? –No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills. –What do you mean? –You know, like... numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) | Efren Ramirez (Pedro Sanchez)
#Dating
#Skills
#Computer
#Sports
#Social Skills
#Hacking
#Love

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